I had the weirdest dreem last night whee and it was all so weird its hard to explane so i'm gonna try just because cool
Ok I was born a Spellcaster / Ninja but didn't know it till a crapload of creepy shapeshifters started chasing after me...
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It scared the s**t out of me when one was playing the part of my friend and then led me away to a secluded spot. Then it pulled out something I can't remember and attacked me! I started waving my hands franticly and fireballs came out sweatdrop It was kinda cool except that they didn't do much so i had to smack it with a tree branch... Then it said that they were vulnerable to blades so i started carrying a knife around with me. And then got in a car with my mom and drove off...
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The next scare came when one took the shape of a policemen and tried to pull my mom over. I was all shaky and told her it was a trick so we kept on driving. That happened three or four times (and they kept asking me to get in the car with them) before the next surprise came up.
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We found my Dad on the side of the road holding my cat Lucky. He was agitated cause a buch of the shapeshinting things chased him away from the house. So we picked him up and went to this hotel to spend the night.
Dad gave Mom and me the keys to the hotel room and we went to the room. Dut then Dad came around the corner and asked to get in the elivator with us. But there was no Lucky! I was scared & pissed. So I Dad it in the elivator.
Mom asked where the cat was, and Dad said, "What cat?" So thats when I pulled the knife out on the b*****d and hacked him to pieces!
I was all "What did you do to my Dad and Lucky you jackass?! If you hurt them you'll wish you were never born!!!" He laughed and refused to say nothing and so I kept on hacking. When the guy was nothing but a pile of guts he disappered and the real Dad appered in its place.
I was all, "Dad, oh god your ok! Were is lucky?" Dad is like "I don't know... Were are we?"
Then I hug him and we start glowing. Then Lucky is in my arms. Mom is all "Smart move Bob (thats what she calls my Dad), hiding the cat in your body to keep it safe. Didn't know you could do that!" Dad just looks at her.
...the dream shifted after that to a time a dit later & i'll continue in another log. 5 MINUTIES LATER AFTER POSTING THE ABOVE ...ok so i'll just edit this one lol i'm lazy ok were was i? oh ya!
Ok now I'm in this really wierd creepy puzzle trick fun house hotel / dojo palace place. I meen this place is layered with rooms for EVERYTHING! & apparently there rumer is the hotel part is old ratty & haunted & thats why nobody sleeps there. By this time i can jump pritty ******** high & cast 3 or 4 diffirent elemental spells! Well, me and my new magic / ninja powers find their way here for a tearnament...
The tearnament is between Me, my team-mates that look like their from Naruto & and another team consisting of these others that kinda look like the charectors from Shaolin Showdown (especially the one who looks like Rimundo).
I get put up agenst Rimundo (or at least the guy who looks like him in this dream). He is a wind spellcaster, and apparently my rival. So I kick his sorry a** by using the pool where we are fighting as a source of water to splash him.
Ya, i rock. blaugh
So he looses, I win, and we all take a break for about half an hour.
I go exploring, making these 50 feet high jumps between the people to avoid the crowd. It was so cool - i could really feel the air rush by around and below me! After a while I find my friends from school doing a play (The Wizard of Oz no less... probobly spawning from the Juniper Lee episode I saw last night before bed) and it turns out that they brought a dog (who looks like monroe from juniper lee) to play as todo. The wierd thing is, they say he's mine! MINE! Well I explane to them that "My dog's name is Raven and that she is a black lab who will be coming with my family to pick me up later," and they are all like, "Well this is your dog too."
I don't complain even though I'm confused. The dog apparently does whatever I say, so I tell it to stay with my friends the acters and do it's part while I watch from the stands.
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Well I go to sit down, and sit by a guy I've never seen before. Yet I know the guys name and say it out loud! (It happened to be Caleb). So he's like, "I don't know you... How do you know my name?" and i say "I don't know, I just thought I knew your name and I said it."
We both shrug and start watching the play.
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Well on the other side of me is sitting a Freshly Turned Zombie Girl who I knew before she got turned. I'm like "Hay! When did you become a Zombie?" and she says today. I'm like "Have you tried Sancuary to change you back?" (Sancuary is a spell from Castlevana: Portrat of Ruin that will cure any status abnormality, including turning vampires back into humans) and she says "No, its to powerful for anyone I know to do it..." So i am all "Well I know it! Want me to cast it on you?" and she looks like she is about to cry & says no don't bother.
Well apparently my seat is set between two streams, and my zombie friend finds this zombified dead fish floating by and picks it up. She is like "Oh poor thing! The turning must have killed it." So i cast Sancuary on it, but it is already dead so nothing happens. She hands me the fish to put back in the water and goes away.
I look at the fish closer: it has really big ******** teeth like the Yu-Gi-Oh card the Unshaven Angler, and the bulging eyes of a person who was strangled to death. I'm freaked out and almost drop it on my lap! I fumble and hastily put it back in the water. Then i make a few ******** big jumps to get backstage and talk to some of my friends.
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All my friends the actors are in bags, laying on top of each other on the floor. Apparently, "so they all go onstage at the right time" is what the top one told me. Well after all of them go onstage, I find a stowaway hiding under the bags.
He's gonna get in trouble if they catch him back there so I'm all "I can get you out." and he is like "No you can't! You'll get me in trouble!" So I'm like "I'll give you collateral as proof that I'll get you out..." Well I search through my pockets, and grumble about being stupid enough to take my Grandmother's Diamond Ring out of my pocket (the pajama's I was wearing last night had pockets in them and I had my Grandma's Diamond Ring in it untill just before I fell asleep, when I put it on my bedside table while half asleep and cranky), untill I find a replica of a silver crystal ring I gave a friend of mine once as a gift, and give him that.
So then I go to scout ahead and here comes a crapload of actors. I'm all "Hay guys! Lets go this way!" and they are like "Um we need to go back backstage..." and I'm all nervous and say "Well that can wait."
Well we get back to were I left the stowaway and I find MORE actors waiting there. They all leave and I look franticly for the stowaway, who had hidden under a bed in the room... My sister is sitting on the bed and is all "Clean up before you leave." So I pick up the bags and put them nice and neet in a pile in a corner before grabbing the stowaway and getting the hell out of there!
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I get back to the tournament and I'm set up for a miny obstical challenge. i have to stay alive as they set evil spiders after me untill tike runs out. just one condition: no spells! I'm like WTF?!
The challange came in waves. The first wave was of normal spiders. I jumped away. The second wave with metal sliders that excreet poison. I jumped again, but then landed in an ankle deep pool of acid and am all like "s**t THAT HURTS!!" So I pulled my foot out and jumped over the little death traps so they all fell in the acid. Thankfully, time ran out and I was allowed to leave again.
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Well I sat in the balcony were waiting entrys waited and I saw a doorway to a room that turns out to be a hotel room. It's decked with gold! GOLD! But thats not what made me mad. What made me mad was the girl reporter. She reminded me of the Koopa reporter from Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time. She had pink hair, was sitting on a chair made of solid gold with golden cushining in front of a vanity of solid gold with a mirror as she admired her hand as it wore a solid gold ring with a diamond bigger than a computer mouse. it had come from a chest of treasures that sat on the vanity before her, and she said something like, "Shucks! I come here to get a scoop on a haunted hotel of decrepid rags, and I get a room of gold with complimentary jewery! What a dud!"
I staired at her with a "WTF ARE YOU COMPLAINING FOR?!" look untill I saw two figures race up an outside staircase visable from the window.
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I jumped out the window, landed on one foot, and started running as if i had been ready for an olimpic marithon. I found a car on the roof behind a table of treasure that the two figures (who look like Team Rocket's Jessy & James) were loading up and puting in the car. I shruged and started helping. Then they start a musical number about how they are gonna be rich...
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Thats when a bunch that looked like Ash & friends (from Pokemon)came up a stairway opposite the one I came up and yelled at them to stop stealing. The two looked at the bunch, then each other, jumped in the car, drove off the edge of the roof, and flew off. I stood on the roof looking up at them as they vanish into the sky and said, "If this place can give complimentary treasure chests filled to the brim, hold charity tournaments and plays ALL AT ONCE, don't you think they can afford to spare a few trinkets that were probobly gathering dust anyway?" the group looked at me and the leader replied "I thought of that, but I had already gotten up here so didn't bother to stop." I went back to my tournament.
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Ok, so now my Team Captian and Trainer (who looks like Master Fung from Shaolin Showdown) had by this time put me in a bet match agenst the Evil Team Captian and Trainer (who looks like Chase Young) & who turns out to be the Leader of the things who were chasing me in the last part of my dream.
domokun So i gotta fight him now! domokun
TO BE CONTINUED AFTER I EDIT WHAT I ALREADY HAVE xp domokun A FEW WEEKS LATER, AFTER THE NEW YEAR ...ok so I kinda left it for a bit but this dream was SO WIERD I still remember it xd
OK! The match began by mr. opponent making this evergy ring. I had to stand on it to get in position to get at him, since he was floating like Ganondorf does when you fight him in OoT...
The Chase-Young-Inpersonator (my opponent, whom i will refer to as Mr. D) started of by hurtling sumo ice-sickles at me. I jumped and did a front flip then smacked him with (um... something i can't recall xp I think it was a Keyblade like Sora's or something but I'm not sure...). Then I landed back down.
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Mr. D Then started rapidly spinning the ring and raising it up to this big razor fan o' doom. i jumped down into the water and started throwing fire and wind balls at him. The ring came back down. and he made a whirlpool out of the water so I had to jump back up or die.
redface And this is the worst part redface
Mr. D then made his arm a snake and wrapped it around me, pinning my arms agenst my body. He eventually used his wiggly fingers to wedge my arms behind my back, then made a rope-thing and tied me up that way. I could'nt do anything! I struggled and squirmed and kicked and flayled but no result. Then he kinda hung me in the air that way, and made the whirlpool come up through the now disintagrating ring. He dod something else then, making the whirlpool bigger, faster, acidic, and full of razor sharp blades. i couldn't do anything but dangle there helplessly as the swirl of utter distruction grew closer and closer.
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Then mr. D made a bargain. He would spair my life if i would serve him willingly. if i didn't, he would kill me and make my body, skills in all, his eternal slave. What choise did I have? i accepted... crying
that one defeate started a chain reaction of utter humiliation. He kissed me, he set me down lightly on his side, and smacked my butt as he sent me off to be with the rest of his team... so mortifying...
Muriai Kamari · Sat Dec 23, 2006 @ 11:29pm · 2 Comments |