[what my mother taught me]
Mothers............Things we owe to our mothers
1.*_ My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE_*. "If you're
going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2.*_ My mother taught me RELIGION_*. "You better pray that will come
out of the carpet."
3.*_ My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL_*. "If you don't straighten
up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4.*_ My mother taught me LOGIC_*. " Because I said so, that's why."
5.*_ My mother taught me MORE LOGIC_*. "If you fall out of that swing
and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6.*_ My mother taught me FORESIGHT_*. "Make sure you wear clean
underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7.*_ My mother taught me IRONY_*. "Keep crying, and I'll give you
something to cry about."
8.*_ My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS_*. "Shut your
mouth and eat your supper."
9.*_ My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM_*. "Will you look at that
dirt on the back of your neck!"
10.*_ My mother taught me about STAMINA_*. "You'll sit there until all
that spinach is gone."
11.*_ My mother taught me about WEATHER_*. "This room of yours looks as
if a tornado went through it."
12.*_ My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY_*. "If I told you once, I've
told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13.*_ My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE_*. "I brought you into
this world, and I can take you out."
14.*_ My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION_*. "Stop acting
like your father!"
15.*_ My mother taught me about ENVY_*. "There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like
you do."
16. *_My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION_*. "Just wait until we get
home"
17. *_My mother taught me about RECEIVING_* "You are going to get it
when you get home!"
18.*_ My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE_*. "If you don't stop
crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19.*_ My mother taught me ESP_*. "Put your sweater on; don't you think
I know when you are cold?"
20.*_ My mother taught me HUMOR_*. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."
21.*_ My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT_*. "If you don't eat
your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.*_ My mother taught me GENETICS_*. "You're just like your father."
23. *_My mother taught me about my ROOTS_*. "Shut that door behind you.
Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24.*_ My mother taught me WISDOM_*. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."
25. And my favorite: -*_ My mother taught me about JUSTICE_*. "One day
you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
 Bulma1017 · Fri Apr 06, 2007 @ 07:52pm · 0 Comments |
