FROM THE GODDESS OF MY WORLD
1 - Were you a part of the popular or elite crowd in your high school? Why or why not?
Of course I wasn't. Mainly because it took an awful lot of time commitment to be popular and have friends, and frankly I'm just too lazy. They should consider themselves lucky I even showered.
2 - If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Man, I was a douchebag. I would have skipped over the whole wannabe goth hot topic thing. Skipped that rigggght over. I found a Skinny Puppy CD the other day, and I've been listening to it a whole lot haha. It reminds me of glaring at people on the school bus. In fact, I'll listen to Skinny Puppy right now.
3 - Who did you have a crush on during high school? Did you express your feelings for that person?
I had a crush on someone for a LONG time. And the affection was returned, but not really. I took too long to act, and it passed me by. But it was a good thing, because apparently he murdered his mother (not kidding).
4 - Have you ever been fired from a job?
Oh, yes. To this day, I've held... no less than twelve jobs. The laziness thing really doesn't work in my favor, especially when I have this rancid habit of questioning authority. I've stopped myself in recent years, but when I was younger and more stupid, I tried to push my managers and bosses. Not in a cute, cheeky way. Like, I instigate them to fight me, and it's a very ugly trait that I'm working very hard to correct. I don't know what's wrong with me, so I usually just keep my mouth shut and work so I don't cause friction and trouble. I guess I'm a biitch.
5 - Have you had an erotic dream? What was it about?
Sex.
6 - What is your biggest regret?
I regret hanging onto a relationship that was expired, and giving him the satisfaction of moving on first. I regret being so hurt, and I regret every tear shed. Why? Because we're both happier now, and that's a good thing. I couldn't give him what he wanted... which is apparently fat, saggy tits and acne. Haha.
7 - Do you sing while having a bath?
No, but I like to sing while doing the dishes at work. The ambiance is just right.
8 - How often have you driven over the speed limit?
I'm good about that sort of thing, I'm not a speed demon. I'm an excellent driver until I crash into things.
9 - If you came to know that someone in this room were gay then who do you suppose it would be?
Everyone's gay.
10 - Do you think it is okay to lie? When would it be alright?
If you're good at it, then yes. Lie, lie, lie. Who gives a s**t in the end?
11 - If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Since Santa Claus is always watching, I'm extremely careful about what I do at all times.
12 - If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with?
I'd screw anybody.
13 - If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along?
Book - How To Survive On A Deserted Island. Movie - Hairspray. Person - Daniel Tosh.
14 - When was the last time you indulged in binge drinking?
Couple weeks ago.
15 - If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
I won't marry anybody.
16 - What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Being a big mouth. And a misunderstooood bigmouth at that. Haha, I'm such a tampon.
17 - Why do women shave their armpits and men don’t?
You got me on that one. It's all nasty. I guess men like to be nasty, though.
18 - Which teacher did you feel attracted to when you were in school?
I never, ever was attracted to a teacher. If anything I'd be distracted by their flaws until they repulsed me. Bad makeup.. huge pores.. hairy arms.. saggy boobs.. flat asses.. double chins.. bad hair.. bleached moustaches.. I stared and dissected every inch of them, not listening to a word they say. I still do as a college student.
19 - What is your most embarrassing moment?
I dropped the F bomb in front of my mom a couple years ago. It wasn't even in any context, I said, "All these ******** people..." And I kept on talking, hoping she wouldn't notice... she noticed. I eventually stopped talking and giggled, and then all hell broke loose.
20 - What is the one thing that disgusts you?
The stench of olives. I gag almost everyday.
21 - What was your nickname in high school?
Didn't have one (that I know of... I'm sure I had plenty).
22 - If you were to die tomorrow what are the things you would want to do before you die?
Create havoc, I suppose. Rape, burn, pillage... nah. I guess I'd go quietly into that dark night. I'd wander off like an old dog and die alone in the backyard, having made peace with the universe. Haha, let's do it.
23 - What was your favourite toy as a child?
I loved Polly Pockets, Barbies, and fluffy things to clutch in my sleep.
24 - Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Uh... Jennifer's Body? HAHAHA!
25 - When you are alone what do you most enjoy doing?
Making art. Talking to my cat. And doing gross things like biting my toenails.
26 - Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Nothing impacted me. I impact others.
27 - If you are not doing anything what are you most likely to think about?
All the things I love about ME.
28 - What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I love our infinite randomness, and I hate nothing. We're perfect.
29 - Who was your first prom date?
I went with my single friends.
30 - If you were an alcoholic drink what would it be and why?
I would be Soco and lime, because it's cheap, and not many people like it, so the bartender gives the people that DO like it a really strong dose to get rid of it. That's my personality in a nutshell.
31 - If you could be a car which one would it be and why?
A yellow 1969 Datsun, for obvious reasons.
32 - Who is the first person that you think about when you get up in the morning?
Me.
33 - When did you first travel by airplane and where?
I was going to meet my ex- future inlaws. What a bunch of ******** phony assholes. I hope they're miserable.
34 - Who was your first best friend? Are you still in touch with that person? If you parted ways why do you think that happened?
It was a lesbian in day care named Megan. I'm positive she was a lesbian, she always was Marian and made me be Robin Hood and rescue her, and would kiss me. DUH DUH DUH DYKE ALERT! Haha, I wonder whatever became of her.
35 - When was your first sleep over and where?
My first sleep over... it was... I really don't know. I was always sleeping over with friends as a kid, always. I guess I was the kid that would never leave.
36 - If you could be a politician who would it be? Why?
I wouldn't.
37 - If you could be a religious or spiritual leader who would it be? Why?
I really wouldn't.
38 - What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
I check the time to see if I can sleep some more. If yes, then I rejoice so hard I'm too wound up to go back to sleep. If I can't, then I get grumpy and think about all the sleep I could be cashing in on. I always daydream about sleeping, but then end up not sleep much at all. ******** sleep, anyways. Sleep is for the dead.
39 - If you could spend a night with a celebrity who would it be? Why?
Tyra Banks. SLUMBER PARTY!
40 - What was your first tattoo or piercing and where is it? What does it stand for?
I got 'Hello World' on the inside of my left wrist. I got it before I went to Ireland, because... honestly, I was feeling apprehensive. So I got it to push myself onto the plane. It worked, and it still pushes me to do things. I'm sure it always will.
41 - Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Denmark. In a heartbeat. God I love it there.
42 - Who was the first person who broke your heart?
Matter cannot be created or destroyed.
43 - What does love mean to you?
Pure, wonderful insanity.
MINE!!!!!!
1 - Were you a part of the popular or elite crowd in your high school? Why or why not?
Oh heck naw, i can't put forth the effort into that crap, everybody there sucks anyway.
2 - If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
i'd kick stupid people in the shin, every day.
3 - Who did you have a crush on during high school? Did you express your feelings for that person?
Yep, i am with him now, the lil butthead.
4 - Have you ever been fired from a job?
nope, thank god
5 - Have you had an erotic dream? What was it about?
Sex.
6 - What is your biggest regret?
I regret entering a relationship with someone i didn't really know, turned out bad.
7 - Do you sing while having a bath?
No, i read.
8 - How often have you driven over the speed limit?
I don't drive.
9 - If you came to know that someone in this room were gay then who do you suppose it would be?
me
10 - Do you think it is okay to lie? When would it be alright?
If you're good at it, then go for it
11 - If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
dance naked.
12 - If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with?
I'd screw anybody without a disease and a smokin body.
13 - If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along?
Book - How To Survive On A Deserted Island. Movie - angels and demons. Person - Kyle XY
14 - When was the last time you indulged in binge drinking?
never
15 - If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
nobody
16 - What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Being a brat
17 - Why do women shave their armpits and men don’t?
dunno, i think all hair not on your head or eyebrows is nasty
18 - Which teacher did you feel attracted to when you were in school?
ew
19 - What is your most embarrassing moment?
farted in front of my boyfriend
20 - What is the one thing that disgusts you?
cow chewing by nasty peoples
21 - What was your nickname in high school?
big boobs
22 - If you were to die tomorrow what are the things you would want to do before you die?
reign absolute chaos on the world....or smash a mailbox
23 - What was your favourite toy as a child?
hair styling barbie
24 - Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
star trek 2009
25 - When you are alone what do you most enjoy doing?
being naked
26 - Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
I impact others.
27 - If you are not doing anything what are you most likely to think about?
All the things I love about ME
28 - What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I love our ability to get it on like rabbits
29 - Who was your first prom date?
a douche bag
30 - If you were an alcoholic drink what would it be and why?
raspberry liquor and pepsi
31 - If you could be a car which one would it be and why?
dark green classic VW beetle
32 - Who is the first person that you think about when you get up in the morning?
Me.
33 - When did you first travel by airplane and where?
texas, to hit someone with a brick and get a horse necklace
34 - Who was your first best friend? Are you still in touch with that person? If you parted ways why do you think that happened?
some mexican boy in daycare, he gave me a headband with little bells on it as a goodbye present.
35 - When was your first sleep over and where?
this lil brat that had limes disease
36 - If you could be a politician who would it be? Why?
i don't like blood and i'm not an insect
37 - If you could be a religious or spiritual leader who would it be? Why?
I really wouldn't.
38 - What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
I check the time to see if I can sleep some more. If yes, then I rejoice so hard I'm too wound up to go back to sleep. If I can't, then I get grumpy and think about all the sleep I could be cashing in on.
39 - If you could spend a night with a celebrity who would it be? Why?
ashtin cutcher, just to piss off my dad
40 - What was your first tattoo or piercing and where is it? What does it stand for?
piercings in my ears, had to get it redone cuz i bled really bad when i took out the earrings for the first time. sign of growing up, i'd like to get a cherry blossom tree on my side in the future, as a symbol of growth and prosperity.
41 - Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
somewhere in australia, gotta love those aussie men
42 - Who was the first person who broke your heart?
some guy
43 - What does love mean to you?
unadulterated anguish that is worth every second
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