Reality Hurts. Thats why i use imagination
Friend: I wish I was a vampire. I'd be all sparkly, and I'd be sparkly, and-and i'd be sparkly!
Me:what about super ultra-human strength, vision, and hearing?
Friend:Only if I'm sparkly. then i'd go outside and be all SHAAA *flings arms in air*
Me: that's....nice. all...SHAAA!