Your a Naruto fan if...
- Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.*
- Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
- Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.*
- Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
- Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
- Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.*
- Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
- Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
- Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
- Start to call your teachers Sennin.
- Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.*
- Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
- Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
- Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.(I will)
- List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.*
- Can spout out a random character quote on command.*
- Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.*
- Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
- Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
- Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".*
- When you run, you run with your arms behind you.*
- Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
- When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
- Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
- Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
- You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
- You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
- You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
- You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
- You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
- When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.*
- You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
- You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.*
- You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
- Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"*
- You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
- Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
- You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
- You try to kill your brother every day.
- Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
- You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking*.
- You claim your gym teacher to be your sensei.*
- You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
- You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
- You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
- You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
- You always carry a large fan behind you.
- Draw Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
- Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
- Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
- Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.*
- When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
- You look in the mirror and think it's your shadow clone*.
- You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball*.
- You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous
- You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
- You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence*.
- When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times*.
- You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
- You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.*
- You have a frog wallet.*
- Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.*
- You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.*
- You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
- You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.*
- Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.*
(btw itadakimasu means..well Bon Apitite)
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