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Okay.
Now, I know that Sweeney Todd and Edward Scissorhands are both played by the same actor, Johnny Depp.
And I absolutely LOVE Johnny Depp. Even if he has been in WAAAAY too many movies lately, I mean he looks great, fantastic for 40[?], but seriously Johnny, calm down.
Anyway. This has a point.
So I was watching 'Sweeney Todd' because it's an awesome ******** movie, and it got me thinking for some reason about Edward Scissorhands.
Well, they are both barbers, [although Edward does do topiary work first]
They are both 'demons' in a way, feared by people... well Edward is, most people think Sweeney's just a barber.
They both have extremely pale skin, sullen/sad faces, dark clouds above them, and long messy black hair.
So it got me thinking.
I put all these things together, and I then thought-
Edward Scissorhands is somehow related to Sweeney Todd.
I mean, seriously? Could they have made the resemblence any more uncanny...er...canny? I mean, take out the factor of Johnny Depp playing both of them, of course, because then you got the facial features of young Johnny with Edward Scissorhands, and then the older Johnny with Mr. Todd.
Sweeney Todd sings to his razors. I sing to inanimate objects too, I was singing yesterday to my cat. Yes cats are real, I'm just saying, I sing to s**t too.
He loves his razors.
SOMEHOW, he had a love affair with one, and somehow he got Edward.
That was stupid. Shut up I'm hyper.
Still, somehow, someway, whether it fempreg, mpreg, or....razorpreg[???], Edward Scissorhands is Sweeney Todd's son.
Off the topic of them, still on Sweeney Todd-
I just love how Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett can sing and dance about killing people and putting them into pies. I just love that! It's one of the many reasons I love that movie. I mean, the blood and Johnny Depp have ab-so-lutely NOTHING to do with it [insert sarcasm]
I love how Mrs. Lovett is barely paying attention to Toby when he talks about the workhouse. She's like 'That's nice love.' and whisks away to Toddles~.
Judge Turpin[sp?] has porn in his house. He is a very...peculiar man. He looks like the kind of guy who would be fun to hug, but then when you let go, you would wonder where he's been- as in... like 'should I burn these clothes and bath vigorously in bleach?'
I mean, there's some weird white poweder on him, god only knows what that could have been... DRUGS.
Judge Turpin: Drugs? No no. I was baking brownies and got flour on me. Would you like one of my 'special' brownies?
Never take the special brownies. NEVER.
Especially from him.
'It was a-da pope!'
Gott.. I can't... senior Pirellie... I'm so spelling that wrong.
His accent was so fake. And could his outfit have been any gayer.
His elixer smelled like piss and ink.
I'm wondering during that part.... how do these people know what piss and ink smell like when they are combined? And if you know what that smells like, but you're still going to rub into your head, even though you smelled your hand and are like 'EW' but you don't stop- something is wrong with you.
But I like the high note Pirellie hit. It was like some one kicked him really hard in the balls.
Um who else...
Antony.. Anthony whats his name that kid dude thats in love with Johanna[sp?]/
Um... he's a stalker.
"I am in the dark beside you~~"
He sings that, and he still gets a key to her room. WOW. Bravo.
Seriously.
"Sweetly burried in your yellow ha-air~~" wtf dude?
I really enjoyed Beedle beating up on him. And then when he threw Anthony's bag, it landed on his crotch, so bravo Beedle.
I love Sweeney Todd. He is a sad pathetic man. I just want to hug him.
This is probably my longest journal entry so far, ON SWEENEY TODD!!??
That movie makes you wonder what people taste like. I can't be the only one who has wondered that, after seeing that movie.
So I'm going to shut up now.
I still have epic writers block, and yet I can go on about Sweeney Todd.
Oh, I am so totally psyched, Tim Burton is doing Alice in Wonderland. I HAVE TO SEE THAT.
I think Johnny Depp is playing the Mad Hatter.
I hope they're making a new Batman movie.
I need to watch the Producers... must do s**t!!
Got school today, which sucks.
And watch as even though I said I'm going to shut up, I continue to talk! *GASP* WTF!?
I was watching [I'll shut up in a minute] Robin Williams' latest comedy thing the night before last night, I LOVE ROBIN WILLIAMS.
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
Him and Jeff Dunham Jefuh-fuh dunHAM dot com.
And Dane Cook.
I also like Gilbert Godfrey, especially with his dirty joke's special thing. I die laughing at that.
Okay, I am now shutting the ******** up. Thank you for listening.
 Chemical_Bliss · Fri Dec 11, 2009 @ 10:45am · 0 Comments |
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