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Arf:Cortisy of some friends

-All you can think of is Ramen
-You name your dog Akamaru or Pakun
-You put underwear on your head and pretend your Choji
-You clash jutsus with your friends
-You memorize hand signs and unleash a "jutsu"
-You pretend like you memorized hand signs and unleash a jutsu
-Your favorite phrase is "Believe it!"
-You grab random leaves and try to split them with your chakra
-You wait for the Manga Spoilers
-You post the Manga spoilers
-You wish your grandma looked like Tsunade
-You scream out jutsu names like RASENGAN and KATON
-You sleep with a Kunai under you pillow
-You take toilet paper out of the bathroom and attempt to summon a frog
-You throw sand at someone and scream "DESERT COFFIN!"
-You have sharingan contacts
-You own Naruto Headbands
-You think Orange is the new Black
-You yell "Itadakimasu" before every meal
-You have attempted to walk on water by concentrating chakra to your feet
-You steal your little sisters dolls and pretend your Sasori
-You wish your girlfriend had pink hair and green eyes
-You give piggy back rides to your friends and call it "training"
-You make Naruto AMV's
-You fantasize about being in the Naruto world
-You hate where Kishimoto is taking the story and you write your own version(yes it includes fanfiction)
-You take a ball and use it as a rasengan on someone
-You run and throw your hands behind your back while doing so
-You attempt to climb up trees with just your feet
-Youve called the principal "hokage"
-You train with weights on your legs
-After you take them off you think your twice as fast
-You pretend you have the kyubbi
-You insert "Dattebayo" in random sentences
-You dont sleep because you think Shukaku will take control
-You hang out on swingsets
-You argue over which Naruto Kunoichi is stronger
You think fillers are stupid
-You have many of the Naruto openings on your Ipod
-You attempt to get drunk in order to fight better
-You are on Mangafox posting on every thread
-You are on Mangafox posting on every thread and argueing with people who think Sasuke or Naruto is stronger
-You attempt to seal a demon into your little brother
-You pierce your entire face and pretend your Pain
-You state that your goal in life is to become Hokage
-You attempt to take your little brothers eyes in order to gain immortality
-You insert "clan" after your last name
-You doodle "chidori vs rasengan" in your notebooks
-You yell at people for pronouncing "Naruto" wrong
-You put on a bath robe and pretend your Akatsuki
-You constantly argue with blinx about everything Naruto-related
-You do origami and pretend your Konan
-Your thoughts before an episode are "Subbed yes, Dubbed noooooooo"
-Your email has "Uchiha" in it
-You kick someone in the knees and scream "KONOHA SENPOU!"
-You start making couples for Naruto
-You think killing your best friend will give you powers
-Your excuse for not being able to do jutsu is "Your out of chakra"
-You refer to your SAT's as the "Chunnin exams"
-You have twisted your ankle trying to imitate Neji's rotation.
-You try to slice bread with a Chakra blade.
-You get a cut and swear the kyubbi's chakra will heal it.
-You've made CHIDORI noises with your mouth.
-You've punched a wall pretending to have super strength and hurt your knuckles in the process.
-You palm thrust your friend in the stomach to seal up his demon chakra
-You constantly get medicine and alcohol confused.
-You train your dog to piss in people's eyes

BEST OF THE BEST:
-When you make a list of things related to beeing obsessed with naruto... -_-
JTricker

-You keep all your money in a frog (which of course has a name)
-You refer to your homework as missions, and rank them as such
sqerr

-You still cry (or are sad) over a character that has been dead for like 100 chapters
-You are socially inept, ghostly pale, and fake smiles 98% of the day
sga165

-You get paranoid Orochimaru/Itachi is watching you (hehe)
-You're not satified with Cosplay outfits because they aren't real enough
-You spend all your time trying to figure out how to save Sasuke
KunoichiSedona

-You know your a narutard when your week revolves around when the new chapter comes out, and your week gets thrown out of whack when it's late.
Manga Prodigy

-You get a can of deodorant and spray it over a lighter pretending to be Sasuke
-Everytime you see a fox you ask it if you can borrow it's powers
-You've tried to pop a balloon with you're swirling chakra
-After attempting to climb a tree with no hands and ending up paralyzed in hospital, you jump out the window and start doing push-ups outside on the lawn saying to yourself, "If I don't do 100 more push-ups I'll have to do 1000 sit-ups."
honeyblossom

-When you take a mirror to the back of your head in the bathroom to see wich way your "chakra swirls"
tatsumaki_bunshin

-if you play ninja when nobody is watching
baseball08XD

-When you grab a knife and try to run chakra through it
streetsaiyan

-When you poke someones butt while yelling 'Thousand Years of Pain!'
-Wear green spandex suits 0.o
z-MangaMadness-z

-You know you're obsessed with Naruto when you've joined a forum to discuss it and other things with people in your spare time. End of story.
blinx182

-When you attack inocent old men with Dynamic Entry because you thought they looked suspicious
-You know your obsessed with Naruto if intstead of walking your dog you carry him on your head.
-You jump off a cliff determined to summon the toad king to save your life.
j_rizzle

-You have one big a** paper fan on your back.
-You're on your tenth can of hair moouse trying to replecate Kakashi or Sasuke's hair style.
irulankahl

-Being called a Narutard is actually a compliment
uchihaclandemon11

-You talk about the joy of youth more than once.
-You see an explosion and think about art.
-You think the number 9 is the ultimate source of power.
-Your nightmares consist of flashbacks and fillers.
Tsvorla

-If you wear a mask over your face
-If under that mask you have another mask
-If you talk or smile with your eyes closed
Sakumo Hatake

-You know you're obsessed with Naruto when you sing/try to sing an opening even if you're told to shut up and to go kill yourself.
Bobbe

-You uses naruto and other characters as your avatar and signature
OrangeNinja

-You know your obsessed with Naruto when you make up new jutsus.
-You know your obsessed with Naruto when you spend your life on youtube listening to Naruto's OST.
Pein-sama

-You are obsessed with Naruto when you have idiotic Naruto games on your cellphone
-You are obsessed with Naruto when try to jump from one tree branch to another
-You are obsessed with Naruto when have a wound and place a slug on it
-You are obsessed with Naruto when you have bugs in your underwear
-You WILL know you're obsessed with Naruto when you are 25 years old and still read the manga.
-You know you're obsessed with Naruto when you wear a bandage in one of your legs at all times.
An1meFr3ak

-You wonder why your teacher's head doesn't get bigger when he gets angry.
-You get in fights and are sincerely confused to find that you weren't a kage bunshin.
OKkuammiei

-You know your a narutard when you've sat completely still in the same spot for days straight in an attempt to channel your 'sage chakra'.
123LuckyStar321

-When you choose your outfit in the morning whilst thinking about easy access to your shuriken holster.
NewGenFunk

-You tried to take ur bones out of ur body
-You played the flute in a fight
-You wrote an english essay/project on naruto
fallenlegend

-You know your obsessed with Naruto when your goal in Life is to live long enough to see the end of Naruto.
Uzumaki Tiago

-You watch the old episodes and miss naruto and sasuke's "friendship fights"
-Refuse to accept when a character dies
-You want to read Jiraya's books
Qwerty302

-when you reply to a Naruto thread and it takes up a whole page.
-when you slap someone and laugh saying you cut off their chakra.
-when you memorize every opening song for Naruto....subconciously.
-when you spray your friends with a water gun and scream "Water Style: Super Soaker Jutsu!"
waynafer

-you get a forehead tattoo and your mom shrieked at the huge mark on your forehead but you just say in an expressionless face, "Love. I love myself."
-when someone in your class get a low grade you start telling them, "The fact that you failed had already been decided and it cannot be changed because it has been decided blah blah.."
sweetdiversion

-You stab yourself to show someone your serious about something.
lazylegionspark

-You know you are obsessed with Naruto when you constantly check the "You Know When You Are Obsessed With Naruto When..." thread just to see if ur suggestions of how you are obsessed with Naruto made the Best List.
Cappy1985

-When you tell your parents your leaving for two years to train with an old pervert and come back saying your smarter and more awesome than before
FrostFire

-You know your obsessed with naruto when you watch the anime and read the manga at the same time just to see how they compare
Canadiannarutofan

-When you go to the women's hot spring and call it 'research'.
-When if there was an exam, every time you've reached the 10th question, you stand up and say 'BRING IT ON!'
-When you think cheating is encouraged in the exam.
joestar059

-When you flicked someone's forehead, thinking the person would fly away.
.-When you tried to reach for something by using your tongue.
blacksakura08