Note: This is complete Satire. If you needed me to tell you that after reading this, I pray for you. If you had to go grab a dictionary/dictionary.com (yeah, you grabbed it, shut up) then sit you butt back down/tab the ******** back over and read first... >~>
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~~Well here's my opinion after reading as much as I could before becoming bored. Mind you, I intend on putting my opinion in the form of a COLLEGE THESIS PAPER which means I will be taking up approximately 18 pages to defend one point in an effort to make anyone reading it just give up halfway and assume the rest is pretty much correct.
~~In fact, I want to make my comment about all of this *so* long that Facebook will try to tell me to make a note instead, and just link it to the comment. That's how long I intend for this to be.
~~Now, you may have noticed that so far I haven't addressed the main topic. That's alright, because you see, I'm leading into it with a bunch of nonsense that you WANT to skip over, but you're worried about doing so because you're not sure when I'll actually mention something relevant to the original post. I'm also using A LOT of eye-catching words in caps like SEX here and there to make you think I've gotten to some sort of in depth rant about why or why not. Again, this is not the case. I'm simply letting you know where I stand in a general sense.
~~Now, as for this boy... The history of Boys is a long one. Ironically, the Bible says that Adam wasn't ever a boy, but instantly a man. This isn't true in current society. That'd be cruel. And Child labor. Except it'd just be labor with a baby, since the child wouldn't be a child, but a man. Not a woman though, because that's a different topic, and the last thing we need is to be getting off topic.
~~So, where were we? Ah, boys, yes.
~~They are not men.
~~I'm sure you're aware of that, so we'll move on to the next point.
~~Women and girls are both babies at one point.
~~Wait...
~~Silly me, I got distracted again, COMPLETELY wrong topic. My apologies.
~~Wait...
~~What was the original question again...?
~~In fact, I want to make my comment about all of this *so* long that Facebook will try to tell me to make a note instead, and just link it to the comment. That's how long I intend for this to be.
~~Now, you may have noticed that so far I haven't addressed the main topic. That's alright, because you see, I'm leading into it with a bunch of nonsense that you WANT to skip over, but you're worried about doing so because you're not sure when I'll actually mention something relevant to the original post. I'm also using A LOT of eye-catching words in caps like SEX here and there to make you think I've gotten to some sort of in depth rant about why or why not. Again, this is not the case. I'm simply letting you know where I stand in a general sense.
~~Now, as for this boy... The history of Boys is a long one. Ironically, the Bible says that Adam wasn't ever a boy, but instantly a man. This isn't true in current society. That'd be cruel. And Child labor. Except it'd just be labor with a baby, since the child wouldn't be a child, but a man. Not a woman though, because that's a different topic, and the last thing we need is to be getting off topic.
~~So, where were we? Ah, boys, yes.
~~They are not men.
~~I'm sure you're aware of that, so we'll move on to the next point.
~~Women and girls are both babies at one point.
~~Wait...
~~Silly me, I got distracted again, COMPLETELY wrong topic. My apologies.
~~Wait...
~~What was the original question again...?
