woot woot. Here's a rejetced olympics simley face story.
xd Welcome all to the Rejected Olympics! You'll all have a good time... really because if you don't I have to eat my toes so please have a good time. We have many rejected sports but first off my have... pirate running! Lets see how fast these seadogs are on land!
pirate Heck I walked all the way down here from the parking lot and only passed out twice *holds up 3 fingers*
xd Well, I ran here from my house and I passed out 0 times.
pirate Well, %#@& you! Come down here so I can spit on ye!
xd Hmm... I guess all the other pirates couldn't make it... oh wait there's 10 passed out pirates in the parking lot and their blocking traffic, oh wait somebody got mad and ran them over! Ooooh *flinches* that's gotta hurt. So it looks like This Black Beard i the only one that could make it.
pirate Who are you calling "this" Black Beard? I am Black Beard! Now start the race!
xd Okay, ready... set...
pirate hold on I need a breather.
xd You ready now?
pirate I SAID HOLD ON! You stupid landlubber!
xd Okay fine I'll wait... you ready now?
pirate Okay fine I'm freakin ready! Gosh you can't even wait a minute!
xd GO!!!
pirate *sprints five inches* I need a breather...
xd stare Lets just take a comercial break!
COMERCIALS
biggrin Are you an emo? Are you depressed all the time like Milly here?
emo I hate you... why did you bring me here?
biggrin smile You don't hate me and you wanted to come!
emo You forced me and I do hate you!
smile neutral I didn't force you and why do you hate me?
emo You did force me and you're creepy!
neutral cry I'm not creepy...
emo Yes you are!
cry emo I can't do this anymore this is too depressing! I'm going back to therapy *walks off*
xd And we're back folks and Black Beard is... stare A third of the way there...
pirate I heard you! Just shut it!
stare Can somebody go out there and push him... this has gone on for an hour, actually lets just skip the pirate running, actualy we don't even have time for any other sports since this has gone on for so long! So meet us again folks tomorrow for more sports... and hopefully we can complete 2 sports... let alone one.
pirate I heard you! You now what, come here! *appears behind the guy and spits on him*
xd stressed AAAAH! Acid spit! aaaah and we're done for today, we'll be back after this concussion... *passes out*
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