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Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 06/03/2024 7:14 am

emotion_dowant

Cookies! Everyone loves cookies. I think.

Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/31/2024 8:30 am

emotion_0A0

Goodness! What kind of pastries do you like, though?

Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/29/2024 9:43 pm

eek

You don’t like cheesecake?! Oh, my. Well, how about pumpkin pie, coconut custard pie, and sweet pecan pie?

Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/29/2024 4:05 am

emotion_dowant

We can’t go wrong with cheesecake, especially regular and the ones topped with other stuff!

Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/25/2024 9:49 pm

emotion_yatta

Splendid! We should visit Bakery 1988, which has cute and delicious pastries ranging from cupcakes to ice cream cakes, especially themed ones.

Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/23/2024 8:42 pm

emotion_dowant

Good, good! Don’t worry, I got you covered food-wise. Wanna hit up a trendy pastry shop?! Unless you want meat.

Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/20/2024 1:09 pm

emotion_dowant

(It’s cool)

Did the links take you to a meditation site aimed at turning you into a piggy lover? Well, animal lover, really.

Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/17/2024 9:20 am

ninja

-Leaves a link to a paid download page for the extra content detailing how they met (prequel)-

Fifty bucks gets you access to so much bonus content! After all, we both have to eat! Being performers isn't easy!

Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/17/2024 9:17 am

crying

How can you not know the reason behind my so called dairy "addiction?!" In case you forgot how we met, you adopted, if not purchased me, to be a part of your family. Unfortunately, you wanted to eat me, so you fed me stuff that only fattened me up, so I'd be extra meaty. No important nutrients, only filler. The vet who saved me prescribed me stuff to make up for your neglect of me. But that's another story for another time (paid dlc). And yes, I have a prescription from the vet for my dairy needs.

Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/10/2024 7:58 am

emotion_donotwant

Not so fast! You knowingly put your ice cream carton in MY diet fridge knowing I couldn't tell the difference due to my pig intelligence. Keep in mind that while we do have a shared fridge, I only keep my veggies there. Plus, I couldn't access your personal fridge even if I wanted to due to your extensive security measures like lasers, fire traps, and who knows what else.

-Pries open the case file-

Case is far from solved! That, and we need to get you help for your spice (seasoning) addiction. It's a laundry list but we will help you yet while doing our jobs!