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Well, hello there.I'm not going to say my name-it's my special secret! biggrin
My avi name translates to "CM iz my LIFE". CM stands for Criminal Minds, the best television show on this planet earth. I capitalized "life" because I want people to know that without Criminal Minds, my life is meaningless. And . . . um, . . . I mispelled "is" as "iz" becuase I think it's adorable. 4laugh
As you can see by my avi and profile, I like red and black a lot. My favorite colors, actually. I also like plaid-not really sure that's a color, but whatevs.
TV is not a hobby for me-it's an addiction. I don't know what I would have done if I didn't have my own television set in my room . . . Probably would have gone psycho on my family, and killed them all the next time they interrupted my show . . .then I'd be famous . . . they might even make a Criminal Minds episode about me-the Telemurderer . . . awesome
Whoops, sorry there. I started to drift. Happens all the time. biggrin
So, I have a weird sense of humor. Like here's an awesome joke:
Hello, you've dialed 1-800-IM-CRAZY, the Insane Hotline:
If you have OCD, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, then press 3,4,5, & 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are, so stay on the line and we will trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be immediately transferred to the mother ship.
If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer you anyways.
HAH!
Anyways, I love food. Never ask me what my favorite is, because you'll get what sounds like the entire index section of a cookbook. 3nodding
I'm not really sure what I think of school. It's not like it's super hard or anything, but there are times when I wake up in the morning, and I'm just like ready to take an axe and go burn the school down-I figure, if I can somehow find a way to burn a school down using only an axe, then I sure as hell don't need to be there.
OKs, so that's all I feel like sharing today, class. If you have any questions, dial me at:
1-800-NOT-A-REAL-NUMBER.com
(Or just PM me or something. I don't really know . . .)
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I'm sorry crying
Happy birthday, darling!
And what would my princess like to do on this most auspicious day of her life? Dinner? Dancing? A trip to the moon?