THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - 'WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!!"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME,PICK ME!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!!

45 things id do for the girl i love

1.Touch her waist.
2.Actually talk to her.
3.Share secrets with her.
4.Give her 1 of my favorite shirts.
5.Kiss her slowly.
6.Hug her.
7.Hold her.
8.Laugh with her.
9.Invite her somewhere.
10.Hangout with her and her friends together. And don't ignore her.
11.Smile with her.
12.Take pictures with her.
13.Pull her onto my lap.
14.When she says she loves me more, deny it. Fight back. 15.When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends.
16.Always hug her and say hi whenever i see her.
17.Kiss her unexpectedly.
18.Hug her from behind around the waist.
19.Tell her she's beautiful.
20.Tell her the way I feel about her.
21.Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22.Tell her she's my everything - and mean it.
23.If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her
24.Make her feel loved.
25.Kiss her in front of OTHER girls I know
26.DON'T lie to her
27.DON'T cheat on her!!!
28.Take her ANYWHERE she wants
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school} and how much I MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs me, & even when she doesn't need me, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on me.
31.Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold me too. 32.When we are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
33.Kiss her on the CHEEK
34.While in the movies, put your arm around her,tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. NEVER tell her to leave even joking or act like I'm mad.
36.When people DIS her, stand up for her.
37.Look deep into her EYES and tell her I love her.
38.Lay down under the STARS and put her head on my chest. 39.When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
40.When I hug her HOLD her in my arms as long as possible.
41.Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS 42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears. 43.Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS Remind her how much I love her.
45. If I break up but still like her, don't act like a jerk. be a man and do something about it.
 

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