"Oh boo hoo hoo hoo!"
"There, there; he didn't mean to call you a noob right to your face."
"...So you see if we use this super secret crime serum on Batman we can't lose!"
"Brilliant. Although I can't help but wonder why you're wearing eyeliner under that mask."
"What do you mean I'm too old to be a super-villain? I'm Magneto, damn it, and if I
want to be evil I bloody well will be. Now where's my cane..."
"I don't know why I have this crack in my skull but I do."
"Hmmmm. Now if I could just figure out why people keep mistaking me for that darn
Lucky Charms leprechaun..."
"Don't worry, Batman; I'll have you out of there in a jiffy."
"...Now that you mention it, the Dow Jones HAS been acting rather funny at that..."
(Snapping his fingers) "Cool, boy... reeeeeaaaaaaaaal cool..."
"All this AND free room and board? Why did I ever want to run away in the first place?"
"Good heavens... Tom Cruise really IS Batman after all."
"Shush. I was married to him once, you know."
"You see, you're just not looking at the big picture here..."
"Yeah. Right. You're fired as director."
"What's there not to love?"
"Ego, you say? What ego? Where???"
"Don't pay him any mind, folks; his id is running amuck this evening."
"Heh heh, very funny guys. Now who went and painted this big question mark on my back?"
"Vote the Penguin for mayor! Quack quack quack!"
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im back mevooo xDD
i hope u know who i am .... xDD
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