FATHER I HAVE ALREADY DECIDED I AM A GIRL FOR 7 YEARS NOW. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ
AND AT LEAST I'M NOT A BAD ENOUGH SON TO LEAVE MY FATHER STRANDED IN A SUPERMARKET FOR 3 HOURS WHILE HE VISITED A BROTHEL UNLIKE SOMEONE.
B-but... Dad... emotion_kirakira
What were all those "Good night, I love you son"s you told me throughout the years?
While I was hurt that you never cared to learn my gender I thought we had something. emotion_kirakira
Tsk tsk, you're the disgusting person on the internet who I shouldn't tell my name, age, address, anywhere where I live, or so on to. 'cause you could come after me mad
Dirty cheater! Forcing those plants to live longer than they should. Inhumane...
I told you that I started the sunflowers as a bit of a joke! I didn't expect those bastards to live. But they're troopers, I guess. heart
Oh, today I got confessed to by the way. emotion_bigheart
Your little girl is growing up. ONE DAY I'LL BE MARRIED.
Well it doesn't help that I lied to you from the very beginning about my age. See how great lies turn out? I should lie more often! c:
You met me when I was like... eleven? You believed me when I said I was sixteen, I guess. owo
Awwww, you cheater! We started our tomatoes as little saplings. We have a huge backyard full of shaded spots and hot spots.
I started growing the sunflowers about a month ago as a joke after my friend had extra seeds from giving them to preschoolers as a lesson on nature.
Didn't realize they'd actually live. heart
Haha, and you know there's not that much time left before you croak! Aren't you glad I came so quickly? emotion_kirakira
I'm almost sixteen, so I can push you around in your wheelchair now. emotion_c8
Wow, even plants hate you. I just finished putting in our garden. It's full of red peppers, tomatoes, cucumbers, and two sunflowers that I grew for the hell of it. 3nodding
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I wanna get that soon.
Gonna beg my dad very soon.
PUUUUUUUUH-LEASE.
They wouldn't be "in your honor" if you hadn't "donated" $1k to each sculptor beforehand. mad
FATHER I HAVE ALREADY DECIDED I AM A GIRL FOR 7 YEARS NOW. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ
AND AT LEAST I'M NOT A BAD ENOUGH SON TO LEAVE MY FATHER STRANDED IN A SUPERMARKET FOR 3 HOURS WHILE HE VISITED A BROTHEL UNLIKE SOMEONE.
B-but... Dad... emotion_kirakira
What were all those "Good night, I love you son"s you told me throughout the years?
While I was hurt that you never cared to learn my gender I thought we had something. emotion_kirakira
Nooooo!
If you do this you won't have any grandkiddies to help nurture and raise.
Is that what you want!? mad
Tsk tsk, you're the disgusting person on the internet who I shouldn't tell my name, age, address, anywhere where I live, or so on to. 'cause you could come after me mad
Dirty cheater! Forcing those plants to live longer than they should. Inhumane...
I told you that I started the sunflowers as a bit of a joke! I didn't expect those bastards to live. But they're troopers, I guess. heart
Oh, today I got confessed to by the way. emotion_bigheart
Your little girl is growing up. ONE DAY I'LL BE MARRIED.
Well it doesn't help that I lied to you from the very beginning about my age. See how great lies turn out? I should lie more often! c:
You met me when I was like... eleven? You believed me when I said I was sixteen, I guess. owo
Awwww, you cheater! We started our tomatoes as little saplings. We have a huge backyard full of shaded spots and hot spots.
I started growing the sunflowers about a month ago as a joke after my friend had extra seeds from giving them to preschoolers as a lesson on nature.
Didn't realize they'd actually live. heart
Haha, and you know there's not that much time left before you croak! Aren't you glad I came so quickly? emotion_kirakira
I'm almost sixteen, so I can push you around in your wheelchair now. emotion_c8
Wow, even plants hate you. I just finished putting in our garden. It's full of red peppers, tomatoes, cucumbers, and two sunflowers that I grew for the hell of it. 3nodding