Stuff About Me That People Don't Bother To Look At

I'm vietnamese/american, I live in FL and thats all I'm gonna tell about where I live.

I love music im like crazy about it.

All types, rock,pop,classical,techno,hip hop, and etc. The only I don't like is COUNTRY! ugh.

Oh and I love anime so much! My favorite are the ones I'm watching and finshed. My fave colors are midnight sky, crimson, baby blue, blank, and valuable gold.

My fave music artists:

Male Group: Big Bang and Three Days Grace
Female Group: Wonder Girls and 2NE1
Female Artists: Utada Hikaru and Minh Tuyet
Male Artists: Kwon JiYong and Neyo

And I want to be a pharmacist when i grow up because they help people cure illness, I can be a doctor without doing gorey stuff, i like to see people happy, and they pay well.

Im like a little kid I love disney movies like "Lion King" and stuff like that. I'm very childish & hyper. I have a very weird sense of humor.

I love the beautiful beaches and snowy places.

Fact: ASIA IS AWESOME.

I love the anime/manga Naruto period. But I also love other manga and anime. I favor straight couples. But I don't dislike yaoi, yuri, or hentai it's just those scare me becuz when it goes too far. *shivers*

I am 14! I know you are like "But your birthday is (whenever cuz I fergot)." Well why would I put my real birthday on gaia? Super high tech people could trace my birth and place where I live to here DUH!

Fave Colors: Black, White, Violet, Mauve, Crimson, Blood Red, Cyan, Ocean Blue.
Fave fantasy thing/person: Vampires, Ninjas, Death Gods, Chinese Zodiac, & Western Zodiac.

~ Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go"
20. When you go to Wal-mart sneak a box of condoms into someone elses cart.
21. Ask the waiter/waitress if they have an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
22. Name your dog "dog."
23. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
24. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
25. Speak in a "Robot"voice.
26. Wear your pants backwards.
27. Ask people whta gender they are.
28. Mow your lawn with scissors.
29. Honk and wave to strangers.
30. Talk to yourself in public.

1.When someone points at your watch asks the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Darn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their butt kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No, loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What??
Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer? Now, seconds! Those are short!

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, idiot?

-FEMALE COMEBACKS
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM/DAD.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn... we messed up... but that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Dude, drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste no liquor."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk smack to the person who talks smack about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them freakin' out.

FAKE FIRENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered.
REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for BB, who probably murdered you, and beat the crap out of him!! (If you don't know who BB is I suggest you watch Death Note and watch the movies. It's awesome.)

You Say Pink I Say "Black"

You Say Miley Cyrus I Say "She sucks!"

You Say Zac Efron I Say "Wtf!"

You Say Country I Say "Rock"

You Say I'm Weird I Say "Why thank you, your too kind~!"

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say COUNTRY
I say ROCK
You say UR WEIRD
I say YES I AM

BiShIe Of ThE MoNtH: OcToBeR: L Lawliet.

Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, then why is this in your profile?
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged on the table repeatedly, and received weird looks from anyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

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If you're one of those people that are reading my profile right now and you're not just aimlessly scanning over it, post this in your profile.

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