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Last Login: 04/14/2013 9:32 pm

Registered: 05/21/2008

Gender: Female

Birthday: 12/25/1990

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What's more to say? I'm a Naruto fiend.

Someone sent this to my mom. I thought it was funny.

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND
DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when
his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "NO" Then they said that all patrols were busy , and that
he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there
were people stealing things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot
them." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter,
two fire trucks, a paramedi c and an ambulance showed up at the
Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that
you'd shot them!"

"George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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Ysolde Greymane Report | 05/12/2009 3:10 pm: hullo! just saying hi! xd
Hiten-Katsu Report | 03/11/2009 4:59 pm: It wasnt my fault. The DS stood up and ran away biggrin
Hiten-Katsu Report | 03/07/2009 1:30 pm: That really sucks >< I would try to join you, but I lost my DS last year crying
Hiten-Katsu Report | 03/06/2009 3:52 pm: I guess all the Pokemon have to beware, neh? =3
Hiten-Katsu Report | 03/05/2009 2:10 pm: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Im bored ^^
Ysolde Greymane Report | 12/12/2008 2:57 pm: lol, i should have named it from the start to save a whole lotta confussion.
Ysolde Greymane Report | 12/09/2008 6:59 pm: how to call the police.....
Ysolde Greymane Report | 12/08/2008 6:41 pm: above your friends list, look and read above it
Ysolde Greymane Report | 12/07/2008 4:15 pm: in your about me part of your profile, how could you not know 0___o
Ysolde Greymane Report | 12/06/2008 1:47 pm: i love that how to call the police thing! i'll do just that next time my house is broken into! lol