Hey girly! You probably don't remember me but we used to hang out a long time ago! Anywhooo I just wanted to reach out and say hi!! smile Hope you're doing well!!
I'm sooo confused by your powers of amazing awesomeness that for the time being I will simply use that golden rope to do giant-crotchet, and bide my time....Leaving you to lie awake wondering when my day of retribution will come...
That's only what YOU think but in reality I have lulled you into a false sense of security, so that the shock of my next move will be....extra shocking! Despite having no arms, I no longer need them anyway, becuase I have developed SUPREME! Telekinesis. Effortlessly I make thumbtacks hover into the air, thousands of them, and they bombard you and your unsuspecting forces.~ >D
BLAST. I knew I should have invested in bombproof moles and unbreakable futuristic titanium bones, then at least I'd have my arms still. No matter! It just so happens that my pores give off a sweet, rose and cherry scent that polar bears are horribly immune to! Therefore your polar bear is useless, sick, and coughing with blocked sinuses! Now the time has come for me to take back what is mine---my carmelized sword! Plus a hired ninja robot to use it! Attack ninja robot! ATTACK~rofl
Nyuuuu, curse you! I am forced to use my emergency right arm that is made out of toothpicks, and earmuffs to defend myself from the Nyahness, also madeout of toothpicks. D; Fortunately, there is light in the darkness as I send a secret army of moles underground to destroy the source of your nyancatpower. Meanwhile I begin to slay the dobermans with a samurai sword dipped in a caramel glaze!
FOOOL~ Epic dobermans and rabid squirrels never mix well! As they turn and fight each other in the chaos, you won't stand a chance against my GLITTER LAZER. > : D
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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