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"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.-Bob Marley"






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And if I make it through today wil tomorrow be the same? Am I just running in place? And if I stumble and I fall should I get up and carry on? Will it all just be the same? Cause I'm young and I'm hopeless I'm lost and I know this I'm going nowhere fast that's what they say. I'm troublesome I've fallen I'm angry at my father, it's me against this world and I don't care, I don't care.






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... <3

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the name's rachel, call me rach.



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That's me(: Hello





rach:


is a 10th grader.

reads too much.

is an attenion-whore.

knows all the lines to Forrest Gump.

thinks i pronouce you Chuck and Larry is pretty great.

But thats Just me.

Flight Of The Conchords is her favorite show.

her jeans are too tight.

and wishes she had a trampoline

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ask me to be your friend(:

I started Gaia in 7th grade, and im in 10th.

and its been a great year so far smile

[SOPHMOREEEEEEE]

If math isn't your game, that means i've been here 3 years.

But I don't get on like I used to, so don't shoot me if I don't respond right away.

fmylife.com=hilarious
Its stupendous.


EXAMPLES.
Today, after a long stressful day, my boyfriend and I decided to take a shower together. As I'm telling him all about my day, I suddenly felt something warm on my foot, only to look down and see him peeing on me. When I asked what he was doing he said "I'm marking my territory, you're mine now."


Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML

Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded "it's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML


Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "wtf am I doing," he kissed my boob. FML

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "going down," my dad excitedly said, "man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

my favorite is the "kid peeing on the carpet" (:


i prefer music thats loud and heavy[[[ rap kills me inside.]]]

but i do like other music too, dont get me wrong.

And if you try to tell me its stupid i'll find you and kick you in the nads.

Music helps me express myself when i don't have the voice to say what i feel.

And do not even talk about LadyGaga with me, i will find you and cut your face off.

Im stright.

That means I like the p***s. If you didn't know. haha.

I'm taken and extremely happy<3

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im a Libra.

the birthday is september 23(You bitches better say happy birthday.)
im dirty-blond


and friends mean the world to me.

even though i constantly make fun of them.

I hate being mad at people. Its just not my thing, but if you make me hate/mad at you then i will bring you hell my friend... For whatever reason.



thats me. now tell me about yourself
i don't bite. ;]





Likes:
corny pick-up lines
bubble wrap
random singing
procrastination
prank calls
prank calling
Scary movies
Hugs/hugging
weird people
eyeliner
alphabet soup
photography
collecting useless junk
Long walks x3
rain/ loud thunderstorms
Apples
Moshing
Werewolfs
Vampires
Chocolate Milk
Being a danger to society
Hardcore music
smurfs

Dislikes:
being used.
alarm clocks
beggers
homework
bland personalities
Being mad at people.
people that talk about a party/plans they have to me even though im not invited. >.<
Fakers/impersonators.
You know who you are, you should be happy with yourself. Don't add me if you're gunna lie.
Vegitables
Depressing people
People who think they're "all that"
Clowns
High places
The sun
rap.
needles
Internet talk: R U ThAt R3tArD3d?
hannah montanna/miley cyrus/Jonas Brothers >:OUser Image



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"There's this idea called the soulmate principle. It says that every person has one soulmate out there, just one. And that person is perfect for you and is your destiny. The problem being that almost nobody ever finds their soulmate, just because of, distance. So most people go through their whole lives feeling incomplete."

" Love is like the wind.
You cannot see it but,
you can always feel it. "

-a walk to remember



"I am selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, and I am out of control. And at times I'm hard to handle. If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." ~Marilyn Monroe




I miss you a little, I guess you could say, a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each day.


I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry, I’m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me - I’m going to smile.


"When you have what it takes to stand up against your fear, do it. When your fear controls you it will only make you do what it wants to you."


No one can promise they’ll never hurt you, because at one time or another they will. The real promise is if the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end.

It's always the same in every relationship, there is always one person crying and wishing to get back together, while the other doesn't even remember the things they've been through. I hate that I have to be the one who remembers every little detail while you can't seem to remember me at all.

I would like to stay a secret, like walking in the dark, if no one knows you, no one cares and no one breaks your heart.

When the world says "give up"hope whispers "try it one more time."


Mind is like a butterfly,
flying high and low, from dusk
til dawn trough rain and sun,
up and down it goes.

"We must become the change
we want to see in the world".
- Mohandas Gandhi.

"When the power of love overcomes the
love of power, the world will know peace."
- Jimi Hendrix.


Yeah, I'm sure that what I'm saying is the truth, I'm not lying nor going crazy. Be simply yourself, always. Don't be afraid of being ridiculous, because everyone is someone's weirdo ♥


Ode to live my dreams
and turn fantasies into realities

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick a** > biggrin




"Be who you are and say what you
feel because those who mind don't
matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside and mess you up. You bulid all these defenses, you bulid up this whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, than one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life .... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness,
so simple a phrase like
'maybe we should be friends' turns into glass
splinter working it's way into your heart. Its hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul hurt, a real
gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain.
I hate love. - i don know who wrote this.

there comes a point in your life,
who matters,
who never did,
who wont anymore...
and who always will.
so don't worry about people from your past
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future

» "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, Where the hell is the ceiling?" - Anonymous

» "Friendship is like peeing on yourself; Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm, fuzzy feeling it brings." - Anonymous

Love is like quicksand the deeper you
fall the harder it is to get out

"Oh yeah, because we all just love the feel of latex against our genitals." - Dr. House

"Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game"-A Cinderella Story

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that's close enough

"heroes get remembered, but legends never die, follow your heart it never lies" - babe ruth/sandlot

"Isn’t it funny howthe people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up." - unknown

"i walk beside you, but you may not see me, the strogest amung you may not where a crown" - 3 doors down

You don't try to like someone, you just do it. Sorta like breathing.

life moves pretty fast
if you dont stop to look around
once and awhile
you might miss it- Ferris Bueller

maybe its true maybe
we dont know what we
have until we've lost it
but maybe its also true
that we don't know what
were missing until we
f i n d i t

they call her my singer
because her blood sings for me
la tua cantante


find a person who loves you for who are. Good mood. bad mood. Ugly. Pretty. Handsome. the right person that is going to think the sun shines out of your a**. thats the kind of person thats worth sticking with - Juno

Just because today is a terrible day, doesn't mean tommorow might not be the best day of your entire life. You just have to wake up and get out there - PETE WENTZ

LOVE it's like Lighting, you get struck once and baby, it kills.


never say goodbye. because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting - peter pan

I think im afraid to be happy because whenever i get too happy, something bad always happens-Charile Brown

"If you take away all the porn from the internet there would be only one website left called 'www.BringBacktheporn.com'"- DR. Cox from Scrubs.

R.a.p

retards
attempting
poetry


if you can't get someone out of you head, maybe there supposed to be there ♥


I want the kind of guy i can go up to with tears in my eyes, and the frist thing he says is "whos a** am i kickin babe?" <33

when elmo isn`t ticklish and
pooh bear hates honey,
when tigger stops bouncing,
and goofy isn`t funny.
when peter pan can`t fly,and simba never roars,
when alice in wonderland can`t fit through small doors.
when dumbo`s ears are small,
and happily ever after isn`t true..
that`s when i`ll stop loving you

hes always on my mind
from the time i wake up
til` i close my eyes
he`s everywhere i go



got a good quote?
tell me :3


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You Are an Orange Crayon



Random tests i've taken:

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You Are 20% Left Brained, 80% Right Brained

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The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.


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Your world is colored with offbeat, confident, and stimulating colors.
You have a personality that's downright weird - and you wouldn't change it for anything.
Loud and expressive, you voice your opinions fearlessly and strongly.
And while you have a strong personality, you can be friends with almost anyone.

Your color wheel opposite is blue. Your confidence is something blue people truly envy.

You Are a Visionary Soul

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You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very in touch with your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.

You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.

Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul

Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Baby Got Back"

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You're a total show off who is willing to risk looking like a fool to get a few laughs.
In fact, you'll go for the cheap laugh if you need to... because it's better than no reaction!

Your friends can count on you to get a party started, and you'll party hard until you can't remember their names.
You're charismatic, charming, and a total character. With or without a few drinks in you.

You might also sing: "I Touch Myself," "Oops I Did it Again," or "My Humps"

Stay away from people who sing: "Candle in the Wind"



You Are a Crocodile

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You are incredibly wise and knowledgeable.
In fact, your wisdom is so deep that it sometimes consumes you.

People are intrigued by you, but you find few people intriguing.
You are not a very social creature.

You are cunning. You enjoy deceiving people a little.
You are able to find balance in your life, and you can survive anything.




Your Word is "Fearless"

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You see life as your one chance to experience everything, and you just go for it!
You believe the biggest risk is being afraid and missing out on something amazing.

Sometimes your fearlessness means you're daring. You enjoy risky activities.
And sometimes your fearlessness means you're courageous. You're brave enough to do the right thing, even when it's scary.


Your Mind is Blue

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Of all the mind types, yours is the most mellow.
You tend to be in a meditative state most of the time. You don't try to think away your troubles.
Your thoughts are realistic, fresh, and honest. You truly see things as how they are.

You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about your friends, your surroundings, and your life.


You Are Lightning

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Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing

You Have A Type B Personality

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You're as laid back as they come...
Your baseline mood is calm and level headed
Creativity and philosophy are your forte

Like a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on people
Friends and family often turn to you first with their problems
You have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru

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My Best friend.
I don't know how else to put it. There has been so many good memories with you. You listened to me when no one would, you danced with me when i sang badly off key, and you stole my sandwhich when I wasn't looking. No matter what I loved you dearly. You were truely my best friend, and I loved you so. And I know it got hard for you at the end and we probably kept you around a little longer than we should have, but I've had a lot of trouble letting you go. I've told you many times before, but its the truth. You.Are.My.Favorite.Dog. I will never forget you and there will always be a large spot in my heart for you. You will be missed dearly and especilly at the end of my bedside.
I love you Sunshine.
//June,1997-May2nd,2010

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T r o l l o p h o b i a

Report | 06/20/2011 1:46 pm

T r o l l o p h o b i a

I requested a trade for that 50,000 gold you said you would give me before now that my account is finally two days old.
Thank you for waiting.
T r o l l o p h o b i a

Report | 06/18/2011 8:43 am

T r o l l o p h o b i a

Wait, can you give me the gold in 2 days since I can't even afford a trading pass yet . . . I'm sorry . qq
T r o l l o p h o b i a

Report | 06/18/2011 8:37 am

T r o l l o p h o b i a

Added.
IXxRYANxXI Loves You

Report | 01/29/2011 12:24 pm

IXxRYANxXI Loves You

not much same old stuff, you. Yeah sorry bout that,i got hacked so i couldn't get on, i kept forgetting to make another account. i went on my friends account and went to shadow's profile saw you comment thank you for saying happy birthday to me.
xXsk84life66Xx

Report | 10/25/2010 6:42 pm

xXsk84life66Xx

I agree, and thanks hah biggrin
xXsk84life66Xx

Report | 10/23/2010 9:58 pm

xXsk84life66Xx

hah biggrin TDWP<3 I love them so much.
netflex_and_chill

Report | 09/06/2010 8:04 am

netflex_and_chill

xD Yay! Now i don't feel like a complete weirdo : D
Well, what else are you supposed to do when you're bored on gaia and the frinedthingy is staring you in the face? xD
And thanks : 3
Nah I don't get that a lot.
I find people look at it xD But keep moving.
Since a lot of people have wix profiles now : D
I liked your profile as well actually : 3
Yay! : D Friendship makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. >: D
netflex_and_chill

Report | 09/04/2010 9:50 pm

netflex_and_chill

: O -doesn't want to seem stalker like- xD
You came up in the "People you might know" kinda thingy : O
I absolutely just had to tell you I love your Username : 3
xXx Scrambella xXx

Report | 08/26/2010 9:47 am

xXx Scrambella xXx

cool avi
iJess__x

Report | 06/21/2010 12:39 pm

iJess__x

Alrighteehhh
Send me a PM with yo email address and I'll try to find you.
and I certainly am a wild animal!
Uncontrollably wild and stuff
xD

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