About
well i'm lazy, love animals, and my lil sis karin.
Anime is a passion but i also love computers
haven't realy done anything to my page mainly because im never here always meeting ppl else where. So thats the gist of me see ya
I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.
If you cry, I cry...
If you laugh, I laugh...
If you fight, I fight...
If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss your retarded a**...
THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. Dart around the store while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"
Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
I see stupid people, there's so many
I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning
Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free
How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-
******** up
Insecure
Neurotic and
Emotional.
I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking
what do u mean the moon isn't made of cheez?
i'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes
i'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing 4 sumthin that happened yesterday
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and DAMN you're hot! i sent a request
aww that sucks. i hope he's doing ok in this weather
i'm not doing much right now. i just watched creepshow and came up with this
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/026/4/1/The_undead_experience_by_benjamillion.jpg
and hey, do you have a facebook?