Humangel

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Registered: 07/09/2008

Gender: Male

Birthday: 08/02/1989

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Who I am

Hey everyone! For starters my real name is Timothy Patrick Swanson, but call me Tim. I'm 19 years old, and somehow I'M STARTING TO GO BALD! No joke, the hair on the top of my head is a bit thin and you can see my scalp EW. But I try to not let it get to me. I'm white, I have brown hair, and have sorta blue/green/grey eyes. I'm over weight, but none of the fat is on my limbs. I'm trying to lose weight, but I'm also lazy (I blame my parents) so I don't exercise much. But I do move around alot when I'm thinking about something and I'm way into what I'm thinking. I love my GF (cutiepie099196)


A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No it's not. Please? It's too scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug!
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on? Its bothering me...
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. There were two people in the crash, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke. He didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he could die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.

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Kairi Lindsey Report | 04/27/2009 2:33 am
Kairi Lindsey
hi Tim
Little zeus Report | 04/03/2009 12:10 pm
Little zeus
tanks ^-^ im cool to b round just went wako for a minute
christealsan Report | 03/31/2009 11:59 am
christealsan
waNA BE friends to burry the hatch
christealsan Report | 03/28/2009 5:36 am
christealsan
thx for laying off and i hope to talk to u again sometime
Little zeus Report | 03/27/2009 1:24 pm
Little zeus
are we cool?
christealsan Report | 03/26/2009 2:16 pm
christealsan
hey can u lay off my friend plz?
christealsan Report | 03/26/2009 2:16 pm
christealsan
hey can u lay off my friend plz?
Little zeus Report | 03/26/2009 12:18 pm
Little zeus
ok i dont really care if she likes u i ill be ok i have got girls all over the palnet so just leave me the ******** alone ok?
Little zeus Report | 03/23/2009 12:53 pm
Little zeus
******** off b***h u need to get off your high horse before i kick u off sonofa jackass
Mima Misaki Report | 03/22/2009 4:51 pm
Mima Misaki
hi.if u don't recognize me its aerith109

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This is mostly what I look like in real life.

His Sempai and his anechan. (His close friend and big sis)

I'm the one who runs the ******** bar! Woot!

I so totaly kick a**.