About
( ((opening statement)) )
chier du coq de c**t de baise de pisse suce la baise de mere
TRANSLATION::
dump rooster of c**t of kiss of pees sucks the kisses mother
Hello:: people of the interent world of Earth~ My name is Jazz. Short for Jazmin. You may call me Jazz:: not Jazmin. Or you can call me anything else you would like to call me. But not Jazmin. Thank you~[RANT]
If you are reading this for the first time:: for some odd reason, I have become of interest to you, somehow. If you are reading this, but it is not your first time:: either you have some obsession over me and wish to get to know more about me than I would like you to know ( ((in which case:: you need to die in a hole you damned creeper)) ), or you are just a low life and don't have anything better to do than sit there and read a profile about a very strange girlie you probably already know alot about anyways. In either case:: GTFO MY PROFILE!!~ D:<
( ((especially you:: yeh friggen creepers!)) )
[/RANT]What am I like?
I plan to get a tattoo of an angel on my left shoulder, and a devil on the right:: and one of my pet snake going around my left arm. Also me and my parents are getting one of those ribbon thingys for support or whatever on our palm because my dad has cancer. (Did that make sense?)
My natural hair color is brown. I've dyed it red and black. I wan't to dye it red again~
I can be hella over-dramatic.
The saying I live by:: "Those who matter, don't mind. Those who mind, don't matter."
If you agree:: we could be great friends.
I usually, involuntarilly, laugh at people who are extremely pissed off.
I can be heartless:: but I'll always love you.
I am bisexual:: and I don't really give a ******** if you like that or not.
I have Attention Deficit Disorder ( ((ADD)) )
Coca Cola is my crack.
If I need to be cheered up:: tell me or make up a funny sex story. Don't ask me why that cheers me up...but it does. >///<
Biting my neck turns me on. As well as b***h comments left by bitches who love to b***h people out.....
I have a green balloon and a rainbow slinky hanging from my ceiling.
I dropped out of high school:: but I am starting Insight Online School in the fall.
I enjoy the fact that during every awkward silence, a gay baby is born.
If something embarasses you:: I will most likely laugh at you. But that still doesn't mean I don't love you.
Likes::
cute gay boys; the color black; pole dancing go-go boys; twins; new nicknames; liquid dancing; new friends; weird looks from strangers; awkward silences; slinkies; Monster Energy Drink; socially awkward people; music; snakes; tattoos/piercings on hot boys; fun; random comments; personal questions; gays/bisexuals/lesbians; cheese( ((OMNOM)) ); funny sex stories; biting; balloons; black roses; the colors blue/red/purple/yellow; funny/sad/cute/emo icons/sayings( ((if you know some good ones, please share?!)) ); eyeliner; spiky collars; whips && chains; super powers ( ((women have super powers::we can get wet w.o water bleed w.o injury make boneless meat hard && make a man eat w.o cooking)) ); things that don't make sense; Hot Topic; the GD; pocket knives; writing poetry/short stories ( ((see journal)) )
Doesn't like::
ugly/old/scary gay boys; colors pink/brown/orange; sluts ( ((male or female)) ); rap/old country/classical music; people who are afraid of outgoing people who admit they talk to themselves and then admit they made it up ( ((AKA me!)) ); those who break awkward silences; Red Bull; popular people who act like they are better than oxygen; tattoos/piercings on ugly people; boys who say ow when bitten; feet; overly religious people; eye lash curlers; spiders; heights; those who think expressing yourself is dumb; those who care what others think of them; seafood
If for some reason, you are still reading this:: either you really have nothing better to do:: or you are just that interested in me. I don't know anyone that would want to know this much about me anyways >.<
If there is something you wish to know about me that I did not identify above:: PM me and ask away! I don't usually answer to dull people:: so catch my attention. Be BOLD~
But most importantly:: Live your life to the fullest. Have fun:: live like today is the last. You only get one life:: live it well.
BTW:: pix of me~
( ((closing statement)) )
"Peace! Around the world! For generations!!!"
-Fred-
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Journal
The Journal Of My Nightmares~~~
Signature
You think you're all that and a bag of chips? Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. Taste the rainbow, b***h!<3
I like random b***h comments...they turn me on
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