Elwood J. Blues

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Gender: Male

Birthday: 07/01

Occupation: Master Bluesman

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"Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect. "

-Elwood, Blues Brothers 2000


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Curtis.

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Jake.

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The Band.

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The Bluesmobile.

"Uh, ma'am, we're the Blues Brothers. We do blues, rhythm & blues, jazz, funk, soul. We can handle rock, pop, country, heavy metal, fusion, hip hop, rap, Motown, operetta, show tunes. In fact, we've even been called upon, on occasion, to do a polka! However Caribbean is a type of music, I regret to say, which has not been, is simply not, nor will ever be a part of this band's repertoire. "

-Elwood, Blues Brothers 2000

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l Yami-Kun l Report | 05/27/2009 9:26 pm
l Yami-Kun l
nice... what r those glasses called?
YJasonXVoorheesY Report | 05/21/2009 3:04 pm
YJasonXVoorheesY
It's blue...and apparently liked my head O.o
3LW00D Report | 01/24/2009 5:23 pm
3LW00D
Thanks a bunches for the help on my prfile!
3LW00D Report | 01/01/2009 8:51 pm
3LW00D
At the time of the movie, yes, I pulled out my copy of BB Private to get the information.
YJasonXVoorheesY Report | 12/13/2008 10:16 pm
YJasonXVoorheesY
*moves closer as well, trying to appear comfortable, but failing*
YJasonXVoorheesY Report | 12/13/2008 10:06 pm
YJasonXVoorheesY
*does the same and squeezes himself into the tight space between the wood of the desk and the chair*
YJasonXVoorheesY Report | 12/13/2008 9:59 pm
YJasonXVoorheesY
*steps in, hands in his pockets. feels like he's 10 years old again and about to be scolded*
YJasonXVoorheesY Report | 12/13/2008 9:51 pm
YJasonXVoorheesY
*is the same. finally looks at the door, leaning slightly in a way to show he's dreading this*
YJasonXVoorheesY Report | 12/13/2008 9:46 pm
YJasonXVoorheesY
*Jake is beside him, creeped out as well. the door at the bottom of the stairs slams shut. Jake looks back slightly, freaked*
YJasonXVoorheesY Report | 12/13/2008 9:40 pm
YJasonXVoorheesY
*says firmly* No. F***ing. Way *crosses his arms and refuses to budge*

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"The light was yellow, sir." - Elwood Blues, Blues Brothers

"Stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the Internet and you can be President of the United States some day." -Elwood, Blues Brothers 2000

 
 
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Agent K Swanne
YJasonXVoorheesY
3LW00D

No pharmaceutical product could ever equal the rush you get when the band hits that groove; the people are dancin', and shoutin', and swayin'; and the house is rockin'!

I think you need a hug.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.