Birthday: 01/27
Remind me to update my interests.
"The tooth-fairy teaches kids to sell their body parts. I blame her for prostitutes!"
-A quote from my friend Ellie.
"An optimist stay's up until midnight to welcome the new year, a pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."
"A celebrity is a person who spends all their life to become well known. Then wears dark glasses everywhere to avoid being recognized."
"Love your enemies, it's makes them so damn mad!"
"Remember today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday."
"Remember the 50-50-90 rule: every time you have a 50-50 percent chance of getting something right, you have a 90 percent probability of getting it wrong."
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."
"If everything seems to be going perfectly, you have obviously over-looked something."
-Murphy's eighth law.
UNISPIRATIONAL QOUTE OF THE MONTH:
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is definetly not for you."
- A qoute from my friend Kristen
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