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My Names Jake...
Livin In England , London !!
I Love Nikki...<3
I Think It Sucks Tht You Cant Buy Gaia Cash In England
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xjake12345x used to be online 24/7 ol (almost)
whenever he* is home but he is not some fat kid
who sits in a comfortable chair
in front of the computer all day.

In fact, he is a healthy** adult
who sits in an awkward chair.

Notes:
* He can be changed to she; but one must also alter all the subsequent gender-specific pronouns (he, in this case) to she for consistency.
** Healthy as used in the description is entirely biased.

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"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster;
if you gaze into the abyss,
the abyss gazes back at you"
- Friedrich Nietzsche

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Vermil

Report | 03/07/2009 11:00 am

Vermil

yo
miss yoslim33

Report | 10/03/2008 5:45 pm

miss yoslim33

have a happy bday tommorow
triniboy de masta

Report | 09/25/2008 3:55 pm

triniboy de masta

I'm a Millionaire,I'm a Young Money Milli in aireTougher than Nigerian hairMy criteria compared to your careerJust isn't fairI'm a venereal diseaseLike a menstrual bleedThrew the pencil and leakOn the sheet of the tablet in my mindCause I don't write shitCause I ain't got timeCause my seconds, minutes, hoursGo to the almighty dollarAnd the almighty powerOf dat chit cha cha cha chopperSister, Brother, Son, DaughterFather muthaf**ka copperGot da maserati dancin'On the bridge p***y poppinTell the coppersHaha you can't catch EmYou can't stop EmI go by them goon rulesIf you can't beat EmThen you pop EmYou can't man EmThen you mop EmYou can't stand EmThen you drop EmYou pop EmCause we pop EmLike Orville Redenbacher m Milli in here wit themYoung Money Milli in airesThink you really pop a wheelie in airMac MilliThe Vanilli’s in hereI'm a rascal dont get whoppedI get brats who dont give topI get tasselPass you wit a flowYou could never put a brake onAn I break on anything a n***a take onFeel the napalm from my trey armStraight longThrow a n***a like I'm AkonCuz I make cons..Where the base goneGet the base blownLet the Pistons on that chopperCome on copsI'm kamikaze drop a rock wit them ObamasIlli in the mindReally wit the nineMilli when I rhymeSilly anytimeFine, chilly gitty on da grindShitty on a dimePenny on the linePlentys in meAny guinea’s wit emBigger than a mini and remindI'm Illi and its all off GPiece and a P..GWalk by beep beepWit a freakSkeetHawk OutBig feet on a jeep..She caught by Weezy FWe be the bestTruely to death prove me the restGroupies confessYou be the refExcuse me I left..Ha OKI'm millionaireI'm a Young Money Milli in aireWhat chyall really want it nowY'all dont really wanna do itIf hip hop is deadI am the environment fluidAnd I don't care who it be, I'm steppin to itNotice I say 'it' cuz to me, it ain't shitGet ItCall me whacha like trickCall me on my sidekickNever answer when its privateMan I hate a shy chickDon't you hate a shy chickI had a plate of shy chickAnd she ain't shy no mo'She changed her name to my chickHahahaYea boy thats my girlAnd she pops excellent up in Wayne's worldTotally dude you shouldSee their faces when they see thatThis robot can moveAnd it say...HahahaYeaAnd it go... 'm millionaireI'm a young moneyCash moneyFast moneySlow moneyMo' moneyNeva low moneyWhat is thatWho is thatI never heard of itI will take your pictureAnd make a 'rest in peace' shirt of itTell those n***a beatin toMake a rest in peace shirt of meBecause I killed and now don't tellNo one you heard of meIts like, the beat was screamin,Murder meAnd I'm a, murdererSo I murdered itAnd you rappers is whatI eatin' I'll make sure of itAnd he who don't believe meI'll make dessert of himSherbet him,I meanShame on himI heard Carter father ofThis rap thang,This is my raceGon' take a lap man weezy babys nurseryNow gon' take a nap man,It's nap timeI'll holla back at you at snack timeWeezy... F....Yea OKThey say I'm rappin like Big, Jay, and TupacAndre 3000Where is Erykah Badu atWho datWho dat said they gon' beat Lil WayneMy name ain't Vic, but I keep that flameWho dat oneDat do that boyYall knew datTrue dat swallowAnd I be the shhhhNow you got loose bottomsI don't owe you like two vowelsBut I'd like for you to pay me by the hourHahahaAnd I'd rather be pushing flowers,Than to be in the penn sharing showersSee Tony told us this world was oursAnd the Bible told us every girl was sourDont play in the garden and don't smell her flowerCall me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn MowerBoy I got so many girls like I'm Mike LowryEven Gwen Stefani said she couldn't doubt meMan, life, just ain't life, without meHip hop just ain't hip hop, without meYoung Mula BabyC3 Wel
lilmama2435

Report | 09/17/2008 7:55 pm

lilmama2435

hii jakee
lilmama2435

Report | 09/04/2008 2:58 pm

lilmama2435

hii jake nice profile buddie but chu gotta get up there >>>how much cash u got>>><<<<
lilmama2435

Report | 09/01/2008 7:39 am

lilmama2435

nothin chillin im actually making my sister a gaia lmao........talk 2 you later>>>> good luck w/ those coins buddie
Fide et Amore

Report | 08/28/2008 10:12 am

Fide et Amore

damnit, that was also wrong

["list=1"]stuff to go in custom["/list"]
Fide et Amore

Report | 08/28/2008 10:11 am

Fide et Amore

whoops, for some reason it messed with the code I posted...

["list"] stuff to go in custom ["/list"]

^but without the quotations ""
Fide et Amore

Report | 08/28/2008 10:08 am

Fide et Amore

In the about me section of your profile (http://www.gaiaonline.com/account/about/), put this:


    Whatever you want in the custom section

lilmama2435

Report | 08/28/2008 9:17 am

lilmama2435

hahaha lmao relaxxx jake iits just a joke