About

Hey everybody, what are you reading THIS for? How bored are ya? =P
Well, since you're still with me, I might as well divulge a few of the dirty little secrets of The_Sonic_the_Hedgehog that everyone is just clamoring to know. (Yeah, right. Arrogance is bliss).

And now . . . For the interview.

Me: So, you're a Sonic the Hedgehog cosplayer, am I right?
Myself: You are.

Me: And you cosplay as none other than Sonic the Hedgehog, yeah?
Myself: This is true.

Me: And you are aware that Sonic is BLUE, yes? And that your avatar currently has BLOND hair.
Myself: I am also aware of this. You see, I am cosplaying as Super Sonic, but I haven't changed my name yet. Why haven't I? I am afraid I am far too lazy for that.

Me: Moving on, Sonic. There seems to be a fair amount of speculation concerning your sexual orientation.
Myself: I have also heard about this.

Me: So, for the record. . . Are you gay, Sonic?
Myself: Yes.

Me: Have you been gay long?
Myself: All my life.

Me: Are you sure you're gay?
Myself: Yes, I'm pretty darn sure that the feeling of body heat rising (amongst other things) that I feel when I see a particularly hot guy indicates I am attracted to the same sex.

Me: So, basically, you like other dudes?
Myself: Umm .. .Yeah. That was redundant.

Me: So you like guys . ..
Myself: I have a boyfriend.

Me: You have a boyfriend and you're gay.
Myself: It's rather convenient.

Me: Will you ever stop being gay/is this a phase/do you crossdress?
Myself: No. No. And that last one . . .Er. No comment.

Me: So, are you really blonde/green-eyed in real life like your avi?
Myself: No.

Me: What are your real life colors?
Myself: If I wanted the internet to know that, I'd have designed my avi to look like the real life me.

Me: Moving on. . . So, you're a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog?
Myself: I think this is redundant.

Me: Moving on. How old are you?
Myself: Fifteen.

Me: Have you been fifteen long?
Myself: A while now.

Me: How much longer do you intend to stay fifteen?
Myself: Until next summer.

Me: Moving on. So, Sonic, there is some speculation that you have a younger sister.
Myself: I do.

Me: Is it Silent Vampyre, whom you often call your sister?
Myself: Actually, I have a real life younger sister and a GAIA sister named Silent Vampyre (or, Bella). I just say "my younger sister" so I can see why people may assume they're the same person but, they're not. I don't even know where Silent Vampyre lives.

Me: Where do you live?
Myself: I moved. I don't care. Space, maybe. I won't tell a soul besides the ones that already know.

Me: Is your real name Sonic?
Myself: THat'd be convenient, yeah? Get born, be named Sonic and then grow up a fan of the guy. But, no . . . I do not have such luck. I was not christened The_Sonic_the_Hedgehog, that is simply a username.

Me: So, what's your real name?
Myself: If you're so interested in that, I have reason to believe that you are not whom you say you are. Why do you care? I will never meet anyone I meet here, so it's completely irrelevant.

Me: Why so secretive?
Myself: Have you ever seen my mother angry?

Me: Well, yes, you're talking to yourself. That means I'm you and we have the same mother.
Myself: Gosh, I am bored. My mom doesn't want me to tell the world exactly where I hail from, who I am, etc., people.

Me: Getting back to the subject of you being gay, do you like every single person of the male persuasion?
Myself: No. None of my male Gaia friends haven't anything to worry about, there is no reason to distance yourself from me. But, my real life male friends? Hmmm . . . I have a LOT of good-looking friends. Meow, baby.

Me: Why do you say that? "Meow, baby."
Myself: I just shrugged. I don't know . . . It means I like what I'm lookin' at. Meow, baby.

Me: Any final notes?
Myself: If I get asked "are you REALLY gay?" One more time . . .I swear to God . . . ! Someone's getting hurt. If I say "I'm gay" I freaking mean it. Rest assured.

Me: Is your boyfriend gay?
Myself: He's bi.

Me: Does this irritate you?
Myself: As long as he doesn't break up with me for my sister, we're good.

Me: Is your real life sister on Gaia?
Myself: No. She's ten, man.

Me: Any last words?
Myself: Don't I sound final? Any last words . . . I don't know . . .

Me: Well, who are you, The_Sonic_the_Hedgehog? Sum yourself up for the audience?
Myself: I don't know. What you see is what you get . . . I'm just a guy that likes adventure. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!

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AND NOW: An original song by none other than . . . Me!

"Roses After the Show"

Goodnight, sweetheart. Bury me under your rose
Watch me fade like the limelight, say goodbye to the shows
Tell me I'm worthless, because maybe I won't amount to this
Now lay me down and bury me beneath your goodnight kiss

Goodnight
Limelight
Fades away
Into yesterday
Baby
Maybe
It won't hurt so much
If I had your touch
To comfort me
Tonight

And when I awaken, will we paint the town red?
With the blood from our wrists just like the rest of the kids?
Good morning, sweetheart. Lift me out of the dirt
Brush me off, kiss my wounds, so maybe they won't hurt.

Goodnight
Limelight
Fades away
Into yesterday
Baby
Maybe
It won't hurt so much
If I had your touch
To comfort me
Tonight

Tell me I'm your everything, because ignorance is bliss
And when you tell me goodbye for the last time, let us part with a kiss
Because then it won't be so hard to say goodbye
And maybe I won't shed a tear as the limelight dies
Goodnight, sweetheart. Thank you for the rose
Watch me fade from the stage. Hope you enjoyed the shows.

Goodnight
Limelight
Fades away
Into yesterday
Baby
Maybe
It won't hurt so much
If I had your touch
To comfort me
Tonight

(Enjoy the show)

Comments

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Xervior

Report | 06/09/2011 11:34 am

Xervior

you want 100000000 gold then copy/paste this on ten gaia profiles and press f4 then log out and log back in and check your gold!!!!!!!
xXTikal_The_EchidnaXx

Report | 06/25/2010 1:51 am

xXTikal_The_EchidnaXx

Happy Late Birthday ^__^
ii_Angel_Slave_ii

Report | 02/23/2010 6:29 pm

ii_Angel_Slave_ii

well now that i'm back ******** off
NyattaKigarraOfKonoha

Report | 11/07/2009 8:54 pm

NyattaKigarraOfKonoha

Sonic-kun! Hi! It's been a while.
Cream Teh Rabbit

Report | 11/01/2009 9:27 am

Cream Teh Rabbit

Sonic-kun you're rarely online anymore, are you? D:
i_lil Chocolate_i

Report | 09/19/2009 9:43 am

i_lil Chocolate_i

y u barly on now and then?
Miss Mini Star

Report | 07/27/2009 10:48 pm

Miss Mini Star

cry I love u more!!!! x3
Abelard The Eclipse

Report | 07/07/2009 9:51 pm

Abelard The Eclipse

...And I see that you got another sex change..
Miss Mini Star

Report | 07/07/2009 9:50 pm

Miss Mini Star

Heehee so wat u been doing thses past 3 months away from gaia
Abelard The Eclipse

Report | 07/07/2009 9:32 pm

Abelard The Eclipse

You don't like me, and I don't like you.