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AnarchiesJester Report | 04/16/2012 3:50 am

Happy BirthDay!

Tardis controller Report | 02/20/2012 11:51 am

thanks for adding me.

Fire_Queen_lady Report | 09/22/2010 12:33 pm

cool avi

pretty wings1 Report | 06/14/2010 8:12 am

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EpisodeOfFate Report | 03/22/2010 7:19 pm

Yea and how do you figure that.

EpisodeOfFate Report | 03/18/2010 10:58 pm

Well how will we know when its workin?
>:l

EpisodeOfFate Report | 03/18/2010 10:37 pm

Wel..what kinda curse is it?

kiba_akira Report | 03/11/2010 11:29 pm

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
If you don't send this to five friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world!

EpisodeOfFate Report | 03/08/2010 3:02 am

So wtf i got a curse now?

PsychoStranger Report | 02/10/2010 10:21 pm

LOLOLOL I SENT YOU A VALENTINE AND ITS SOUNDS SO WRONG XDD

Dearest Suicidal-Rainbow-Kupcakes,

I cannot begin to describe how joyfully my v****a burns for you. As I write this, I'm farting in my douche, unable to contain my writting desire. Please, accept my beating embrace and know that you're truly the orange of my eye.



I yearn for you lovely,

PsychoStranger