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Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Yes, a very happy one, thank you.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? I hate way more then three people.

3) How many houses have you lived in? Four houses. One of them being in Sneek, one in London, Leeuwarden and my current one in Groningen.

4) Favourite candy bar? Klondike. Definately.

5) Favourite shoes? I only have one pair of shoes, so it's my beaten up Eve&Adam.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Many times.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? ...Why the hell would I have one?

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? More times then I can count. Being that I suffer from the unfortunate ailment of travel sickness, the other occupants of a parking lot get to see me heaving up pieces of my oesophagus in the middle of the car park.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Many different ways Gilbert can defile kid!Ludwig's body, or how many positions Shiro can get Ichi in. Recently though, it's mostly Shiro in a Sugar Plum Fairy outfit prancing around in Tescos, whacking people with his wand, throwing glitter and shouting "I'm a fairy!" : D

12) Favourite genre of music? Rock, metal, and every subgenre it has.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Virgo.

14) What time were you born? I dunno. My Mam was too busy trying to crap me out then to take notice of the time, therefore she did not tell me what time I finally got out of her was.

15) Do you like beer? No. I hate alcohol.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? I don't like phones.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't know. My "Prince" one, possibly.. But I ain't embarrassed about that.

18.) Are you sarcastic? If I say 'yes', it would be a very straightforward and non sarcastic answer, now wouldn't it? So I'm taking this as a trick question and saying 'possibly'.

19) What are your favourite colours? Red on white, or bruise colour on pale colours.

20) How many watches do you own? A few. Most of them are ones I got free with magazines.

21) Summer or winter? Winter. Throwing snowballs at children from your balcony and have them watch up in confusion and quickly duck away is the best.

23) Favourite colour to wear? Anything that I don't have to iron.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? I hate both. Dr. Pepper.

25) What colour is your mobile phone? I dunno, I haven't seen it ever since I dropped it behind my dresser a few months ago. Black I think.

26) Where is your second home? The Resource Room at school. It's hot, has unlimited internet access and comfy chairs.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes. My mother.

28.) Have you ever had a cavity? One.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 13.

30) How many video games do you own? Quite a few. Most of them are either shoot everything up or RPGs. My favourite ones are Kingdom Hearts and my Final Fantasy games.

31) What was your first pet? A large black Labrador called Pongo. He got hit by a car though.

32) Ever had braces? Yep. Hated them. And were useless. My teeth are still a little crooked. Oh well, easy come easy go.

33) Do looks matter? I don't give a damn.

34) Do you use chapstick? Never needed to use it.

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school.
Mrs. Brown, Dr. Varty and Mrs. Davis.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? I'm Dutch. ...What?

37) Are you too forgiving? I'm too lazy to carry a grudge.

38.) How many children do you want? ... I don't really like children.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? What?

40) Favourite breakfast meal? I don't eat breakfast.

41) Do you own a gun? No, but I want to.

42) Ever thought you were in love? (Laughs maniacally) ... Yes.

43) When was the last time you cried? I faked cried for acting purposes a few days ago, but properly...I don't know.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Chatting over the phone with some irritating Tell-sell dude with a high-pitched voice.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? I'm a hermit if I don't know half of these shops or places. Or these are all American things.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
When I was a bratling.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? ..Did I tell you I was Dutch?

48.) Nicknames? Darmie, Spork, Sporky, Sporkipedia, Mary, Mare, Girlfriend, Dude, Chick, Hottie (I know! WTF?).

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Beth, but not Bertha.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Is that a state in America?

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? South Park told me what that was, so for all I know I could, if my Mam bought clothes from America.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Kid!Ludwig being molested by Gilbert. Hell yes.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? ...Why would I do that?

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Pretty much.

57) Do you dye your hair? I dye my hair because I got bullied as a kid a lot because I am born with white hair. Some dude hit me so hard my left ear went deaf.

58.) Does anyone like you? ..My boyfriend could better like me!!

59) What year were you born? 1980

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Being at home?

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds as I have no clue what Wendys is.

63) Do you like yourself? Why wouldn't I? I'm ******** awesome incarnate.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Dad. We argue over history and current social behaviour. Yes, we're like that. I like having intelligent discussions.

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? German.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No. I dislike it because I keep tripping over the s**t in my room.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
Paste? As in, food paste?

68.) Do you own a webcam? Yeah. It's somewhere around here...

69) Have you ever stripped? Yes. I also streaked down the street. Why the hell not?

70) Ever broke a bone? My jaw and nearly fractured my skull when I fell off the roof of a garage and hit the pavement head first.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? ..noo..

73) Pringles or Lays? What the hell are Lays?

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I dunno.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Doug.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Alright, I know the Brady Bunch and they strike me creepy because I expect them to bring out a dead body from their cellar, but I don't know what Full House is.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? Us Dutch people don't have that. Secondary schools have Career Advisers and a Nurse...but not a guidance counsellor (whatever they do).

78.) Has anyone ever called you fat? No. They wouldn't dare to.

80) Do you own a car? Nope.

81) Can you cook? Yes. But I'm too lazy so I live off veggies or stuff meat on the grill.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. The Brats on the bus who throw crap at my head. They'll drive me to guncrime and the next time I see them I'm going to tell them to remember my face when they get raped.

2. Tell Sell.

3. And...high pitched noises.

83) Do you text message often? I don't even know where my mobile is exactly, so no.

84) Money or love? Money will make me happy anyway. Though love is pretty awesome.

85) Do you have any scars? Yes, on my hands, and I think I have one on my knee.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? A Klondike bar.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Yeah, they're alright. I like comedies better though.

88.) Relationships or one night stands? ... Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? .. What?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Ew. No.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
The first one. And a couple of others, I think. Or maybe I watched them through Family Guy and South Park.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Hell yeah.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Boyfriend/Fiancé.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Bratlings on the bus this morning.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My mom.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Michael when we were walking home.

98.) Who was the last person that you fell for? My boyfriend/fiancé.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Canadian friend.

100) Who was the last person that called you? Sanne, I think.

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The Hell Tutor

Report | 07/03/2010 10:18 am

The Hell Tutor

Hello!
You heard about the kraken?
The Hell Tutor

Report | 06/01/2010 11:29 am

The Hell Tutor

Pssst.

I think I made another sucessfull thread.
Here
astralnautica

Report | 02/06/2010 8:17 pm

astralnautica

hey sporky! haven't talked in quite awhile!! failed with any guilds lately? if so that would be breaking our no guilds rule...you do remember that awful month don't you?...*shiver* 40k wasted...
Garbage Teeth

Report | 01/11/2010 4:32 pm

Garbage Teeth

It is I, Jessikuh or Charlie!!! I am here to proclaim my love for you!!!! biggrin
XxMrs_RanDomxX

Report | 10/29/2009 4:03 pm

XxMrs_RanDomxX

D:
XxMrs_RanDomxX

Report | 09/16/2009 6:02 pm

XxMrs_RanDomxX

ASSSFGHHGRUHFFHTT
I /love/ your avatar~ Its awsomely green :'D
When is Nekocon, anyway?

aevita

Report | 09/05/2009 10:32 am

aevita

Same here, I've just got my coursework out of the way thank god razz
Sqwuhrll

Report | 09/05/2009 9:01 am

Sqwuhrll

XD
graag gedaan
aevita

Report | 09/04/2009 8:51 am

aevita

Aww, that sucks that it's a month after :L
How've you been?
Sqwuhrll

Report | 09/04/2009 8:20 am

Sqwuhrll

oh XD ik op 31 augustus
happy belated b-day btw XD

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