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iLovePein

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Birthday: 01/15

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OBITUARY OF iLovePein, DEDICATED AUTHOR, FELLOW GAIAN AND JUST ABOUT NOTHING ELSE

iLovePein passed away at 3:11 am today.

When she was born, she kicked punched and karate chopped every nurse that came near her and from that point forward her parents knew that they had quite the little devil on their hands. As she grew, she was purposely contrary, hard-headed, and an absolute b***h whenever she damned well pleased, but was also the nicest person around if you only gave yourself the chance to experience a whole new realm of living.

During her lifetime she excelled at mediocrity. The only skill she had managed to master was criticism and the fine art of procrastination, the study of which fascinated her from a very early age. So much so, in fact, that she dedicated her entire life to developing new ways of wasting the most amount of time with the least amount of supplies.

iLovePein was one of the last to fall during a crusade against the academics and scholars of the professional world. At the height of the battle, the enemy unleashed their most powerful weapon – the spear of motivation and thirst for higher knowledge. Just as it was about to strike the sole pillar of her comrades' fortress, iLovePein sacrificed herself because she was too lazy to run away. Her last words were, “I’LL BE THERE IN JUST ONE SECOND!”

iLovePein lived more than twice as long as she had expected and probably four times as long as she deserved. In lieu of flowers, iLovePein requests that you read and review her life works which are slowly being added to the archives, and that you add her as a friend. Alternatively, get completely smashed and trash an exam hall.

iLovePein rest in peace.

TBC....

Who's Sue?

I am. An average girl (though questionable) with the mental capacity and stability of a five year old. Sucks some major testicles at math, and even worse grammar, even though I could have one of the biggest fits ever when it comes to incorrect grammar.

A carnivore with no morals...

(No, actually I have a lot of them)

A psychotic conspiracy theorist

Sarcasm is my religion

I could have, should have won best wannabe award.

(But I didn't)
I ain't emo, I ain't goth

(So ******** off)

Has tons of thousands of plot bunnies running all over my mind

They're annoying

But I love 'em...

(Plus they help me sleep at night)

I am Sue:
a girl (though sometimes I forget I have a gender...shh don't tell mom!)
fourteen (going on forty)
imaginary (a little too imaginary)
loving (of my enemies, too)
an artist (because I say so...just kidding. You didnt get it? Shame.)
a compulsive liar (honestly)
opinionated (about politics, love lives, poetry, and life ((but then again that means every thing. just call me cynical...Ho Hum)
insecure (about everything but my insecurity)
all about theatrics (even my mind speaks to me like a Broadway host)
Pear fizzle snaps (yummy and obscure)
Mature for my age (and who ever disagrees is a doo-doo head)
I'm Extraverted yet Introverted (I believe the term is called ambivert...dumbass)

I'm just your typical wannabe snob, psychotic conspiracy theorist, rocker, novelist (with a reputation), a high-schooler (with no life), party girl (everyday except for days that don't end with a "day"), mature teenager (and anyone who disagrees is a poopoo head) poet, beginner guitar player, and girl with an odd fascination for things that most people would find: degrading, repulsive, strange, morbid, or downright ******** creepy. I lurk under the beds of innocent senior citizens and is that one person who's staring at you all creepy in the mall, or the only one who claps when the plane lands. I can be a Queen B* if I want to, and I can be the one to make you chicken noodle soup when you're sick. I live for that moment where you wake up in the morning with the rain pattering at your window, the air is cold but under the covers is warm and when you feel utterly content, or the first spark of joy you get when you receive a review for your writing, or that first note in every song.

I wish I were:
a novelist (with a reputation)
sophisticated (enough to say the word: ;supercalafragalisticexpialodocious' ((if I even spelled it right...o.O)
able to blow up Hottopic (without almost wetting myself)
social (no one hugs me any more)
anything extraordinaire (comedienne, dishwasher, table cloth, wordsmith, professional potatoe peeler, Kurt Cobain)
a rubber ducky (so I could be the one)

BANDS: Silversun Pickups, Misfits, Iron Maiden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The
Killers, MGMT, The Ramones, My Chemical Romance, Metallica, Nirvana, AC/DC, Slayer, Pink Floyd, Death Cab for Cutie, Gorillaz, Passion Pit, Empire of the Sun, Hey Champ, Dirty on Purpose, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, Ra Ra Riot, Voxtrot, The Dear Hunter, Twin Atlantic, Jimi Hendrix, Bullet for My Valentine, Bloc Party, Weezer, Emilie Autumn, Depeche Mode, Three Days Grace, Snow Patrol, Band of Horses, Michael Jackson, Murdoc Niccals, Lil Wayne, The B-52's, The Kinks, Fleet Foxes, Bon Iver, Kenelis, Tiësto, Kid Cudi, Aiden, Escape The Fate, Twisted Sister, Lady Gaga, Deathklok, The Rolling Stones, No Doubt, Taking Back Sunday, Disturbed, The Strokes, Sacred Oath, Apocalyptica, Avenged Sevenfold, Marilyn Manson, Korn, Bon Jovi, Guns N' Roses, Mastodon, Lamb of God, Daft Punk, Black Sabbath, The Used, Elton John, Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Coheed and Cambria, Seether, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, AFI, Van Halen, The Smiths, Eminem, White Rabbits, Cage The Elephant, Muse, Blue October, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Cheap Trick, Hope of the States, Vampire Weekend, Fight Like Apes, The Devil Wears Prada, A Day To Remember, I Set My Friends On Fire, Attack Attack!, Bat For Lashes, Santana, Oasis , Bob Marley, M83, The Dave Matthews Band, Dream Theater, Sick Puppies, Pearl Jam, Coldplay, Smashing Pumpkins, Kings Of Leon, The Moldy Peaches, The Flaming Lips, Circa Survive, KISS, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Harry and the Potters, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Benny Benassi, Shiny Toy Guns, Sia, Tegan And Sara, The Police, Radiohead, Simon & Garfunkel, The Doors, Bob Dylan, System of a Down, The Cure, LUDO, The Fratellis, The Beatles, BRING ME THE HORIZON, 30 Seconds to Mars, Slipknot, David Bowie, Simples Mortales, Paradise Junkies, David Guetta, Slash, Wolfmother, Run The Red Light, Death Arrangement and more!!!

I can't exactly say my heart belongs to one genre. I'm all over the place. I'm gaseous like that.

BOOKS: ********, I love reading. There are simply so many books (and I know everyone comes up with this excuse) that I can't just write down. Don't believe me? (Can't say I don't really care that you do or not, but whatever -shrug-)

VIDEO GAMES: Resistance: Fall of Man, Gears of War, Halo, Bio-Shock 1 & 2, fall out 3, Rock Band, Guitar Hero, Call of Duty, resident evil, ProtoType, Left4Dead 1 & 2,

ANIME/MANGA: Inuyasha, Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Blood , and soooo many more that I honestly can't remember


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face, but I find it a compliment. I am the girl who loves and cares for her friends more than life its self. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.


But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone

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The Omnitrix King Report | 01/15/2011 12:19 pm
Hot Boyfriend
Sincerely Insane Report | 08/09/2010 8:57 pm
XD okay
Sincerely Insane Report | 08/09/2010 4:20 pm
DA ******** WAS THAT STATUS BOUT?!?!!?
AND DA ******** HAPPENED TO TAYLOR LAUTNER
GreaserWitch Report | 07/23/2010 2:50 am
I am the dream...
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...you are the dreamer
GreaserWitch Report | 07/23/2010 2:13 am
I am the dream...
on skype or phonee?
sane just askeeeeeed to call me xD
...you are the dreamer
GreaserWitch Report | 07/22/2010 11:09 pm
I am the dream...
heart
...you are the dreamer
GreaserWitch Report | 07/21/2010 11:28 pm
I am the dream...
I have no idea. biggrin
...you are the dreamer
krakanistan Report | 07/21/2010 11:16 pm
changed what?
krakanistan Report | 07/21/2010 12:24 am
*knocked out and has concussion*
KissMeHappy Report | 07/20/2010 11:47 am
Hehe
I know!
I love it :3
 
 
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