>FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.TRUE FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.>FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.TRUE FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.>FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.TRUE FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we f**ked up ... but that s**t was fun!">FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.true friends: Cry with you.>FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.TRUE FRIENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.>FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.TRUE FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.>FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's a** because they left you.>FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.TRUE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!">FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.TRUE FRIENDS: Are for life.>FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.TRUE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t.">FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.TRUE FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out .>FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.TRUE FRIENDS: Will steal this
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You should change your password though.
. . .So, what happned exactly?