1. meat!!! *opens mouth and points to with fins* MEAT!!!!

2. ...and what do you want me to do about that? >.>

3. <.< bring me food or i eat you soul!!!!

4. o.0 but...but it's my soul...what did it ever do to you?

5. FEED ME NOW MORTAL!!! *pulls out knife and fork*

6. or what? you'll stab me with a fork? o.0

7. i will eat your ******** soul and wear your skin like a jacket!!!! mwhahahaha!

8. that's just creepy dude....*walks away* wow...what a strange penguin

i've been beaten within an inch of my life. i've nearly died defending what i believe in. i'm pround to be seen as a hero. i sacrificed every thing to gain nothing. i have made my mistakes. no one will forgive what i've done. i've been pushed around. i've been tied up and beaten. i've bleed to protect the ones i love. to die protecting who i love, would be an honor to me.

i'm no super man. just a common hero with a mask on to hide from the fame and glory

who am I? I am shadow, and darkness...your deepest darkest nightmare come true here to haunt you.

from darkness to darkness

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, Slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug.*She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live, even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy this to your profile

if i died right now... would anyone care?

...once an assassin always an assassin......live by the creed and die by the creed......so says i, so says we all(assassins)...

i used to care about what people thought... but now i take a pill for that

I have a ******** up past. so yeah i'm a freakin' dark person. if that bothers you; you can bite me a** hole, oh and one last thing: have a nice life

i'm not always happy of the choices i've made, but i do what i must to survive.

i can fix almost anything with a motor. i am a certified master automotive technician. my specialty is small engine servicing.

knee deep in zombie s**t, and all out of ammo ********' glorious!

nothing puts hair on yer chest like a lil' napalm in the mornin'

sometimes trying to help someone can actually hurt them.

knowing when to stop trying to help someone is the hardest lesson to learn

sometimes i want to quit trying to help people. sometimes i feel like i only make things worse. i raised my self to be a hero, so that's the path i take alone. it's how its always been and always will be. knowing that my every choice could either save a life, or cost a life; scares me beyond belief but i wont and can't quit.

one shot one kill; simple as that

K to the I to the A Zombitch!

"Hey player drop the chips and get me some ammo!" -Dempsey

"Eh, even a flying squirl gets raped twice a day" - Dempsey after being revived.

"Did you see what happened to me? there where thousands!"- Nikolai, after picked up.

"I served in the navy for years, but that was the fishiest thing I've tasted." JFK, after getting quick revive

Nikolai:"I need more vodka... I, I mean ammo!""This is the weapon I used to kill my first wife!"

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names!"

"Snipers may wear diapers but they get all the ladies!" - Nikolai after picking up a sniper rifle

"Die! But you're already ******** YOU!" Nikolai

"Touch me again, and I will kill you again" JFK, killing a zombie that attacked him

"No, it's my VODKA!" Nikoli after killing a zombie.

Mommy told me not to hurt animals anymore... Richtofen after a dog round starts.

Dempsey:"Hey Treyarch, can we get a new objective here?" Ascension, start of game."EAT IT YA NASTY SKWAGGGG!" Kino Der Toten, killing a zombie thats injured him.

Nikolai: "Oh well, maybe I'll just sit here and die." Kino, after trying to open the mystery box."I've fallen and I can't get back up!" Ascension, after being downed."STAY AWAY FROM MY VODKA!" Shi No Numa and Kino, after getting hit."Have a "round" on me...get it? Have a "round"? Ehh, never mind ******** you." Kino, getting a head shot.

"Oh look, dempsey stealed the color!! and dont stop of turning off the electricity, I HATE U DEMPSEY" Richtofen, at the start on Ascension

Takeo in Ascension - "Ahhh, I have time to update my Facebook page!" - waiting for Pack-A-Punch.

may Sithis be with you

the scene below this caption is something i thought of while trying to over come a sever case of writers block.

P.S. i love penguins, and would never actually harm them, but morons and idiots on the other hand....

mess with the best die like the rest

when the s**t hits the fan you find out who your real friends are.

i'm just a hero that wears a mask so you never know who i am. i don't want the fame, i just wanna help people in need.

i'm a writer in every sense of the word. i write everything you can imagine. i write books, poems, songs, etc. i will accept requests for works of my writing. just ask politely please.

i know my profile is huge... and if your actually reading everything that i post, your a stalker! :P just kidding, you probably wanna learn bout me or find what i post to be interesting. what ever the case i thank you for taking the time to read what ever you did.

yeah i'm a redneck who's gothic/emo. tht a problem? cause i can fix it with my baseball bat.

I'M NOT A WRONG TURN, OR TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACURE REDNECK! I'M NOT AN INBREED. I JUST WAS RAISED TO BE A SOUTHERN GENTLEMEN, WITH SOUTHERN IDEALS, AND CLOTHING STYLE MIXED WITH ROCK AND METAL!!!

I'm no saint, but at heart i am.

I'm a sick and twisted man with no family or friends. and now because of a life of sin a must pay the blood price.