[[Otsuu-chan is an idol who was given the tilte "Commander for a Day to help raise the Shinsengumi's popularity. Her main trade mark are the cute[[More like vulgar]] sayings she ends her sentences in. All members in the Shinsengumi were required to end their sentences like that for the remainder of the day...I think... ]]
Okita: "Wow, the Commander sure is popular. The ignorant masses follow her every where she goes -fall off a cliff and die, Hijikata you b*****d."
Hijikata: "What's up with that song? It sounds like it's making fun of us -get beaten up and die under protection, Okita."
Okita: "That's called being overly self-conscious. It just sounds like a sweet love song to me -go to the next world by gas poisoning, Hijikata."
Hijikata: "It feels like our image is just going from bad to worse -fall off a cliff and die Okita.
Okita: "What do we do if there's a terrorist attack? We don't have our swords -soak in hot water and boil to death, Hijikata."
Hijikata: "I don't care anymore -moomin[[I have no clue...]]. Let's kill Okita."
Okita: "Die, Hijikata."
Hijikata: "Die, Okita."
Okita: "Die, Okita...oops, messed up...Hijikata."
Umm...Some toy thing that is very undetailed...I think it's one of there rip offs
Katsura: "Eyebrow Zombies..How about we call them Zombrows?
Gintoki: "Shut up, scum."
Katsura: "They're not scum!" "They're Zombrows"
Gintoki: "At this rate, we may be the only sane ones left in the kabuki district. Isn't there a way to get out of this mess Katsura?"
Katsura: They're not Katsura, they're Zombrows!"
Gintoki: "Crap the Zombrows found- eh?!
[Katsura looks very satisfied and Gintoki kicks him in the face]
Gintoki:" And what are you so happy about?! You seriously piss me off idiot"
Katsura: "Gintoki, I won't forget that, you said it you call them "Zombrows" it's decided they're called Zombrows!"
----
[They have escaped from the Zombrows, Gintoki, , Shinpachi, Kagura, Katsura and Sacchan and a pair of glasses are in an elevator.]
Sacchan: Everybody okay? We got everyone?
Gintoki: one, two, three, four, five, six..Yeah that's everyone.
Shinpachi: no..wait a minute. Six people? Count one more time please.
Gintoki: I'm telling you it's okay. Me, you, Kagura, Zura, Sa-chan, Hasegawa-san. You see ? six people.
Shinpachi: Hold up! Hasegawa-san is this? This is a pair of sunglasses, right?!
Gintoki: That's right! Hasegawa-san is a pair of sunglasses.
Shinpachi: That's not what I meant! All that's left of Hasegawa-san is this pair of sunglasses!
Kagura: That's right! Madao is only a pair of sunglasses!
[Madao can be translated into many things, but for Hasegawa it's mainly meant to mean something like "Good for nothing old man" [[In Japanese of course]] Or something along those lines]
Hmm
I never got to watch it much when I did have cable crying
Kondo: Sakata-san. We're gonna start working again.
Yamazaki: Ah, oops. Well then, time for me to... [turns to leave]
Kondo: Sakata-san, will you take a look at my Justaway?
Yamazaki: [turns back and sees Kondo and Gintoki]
Kondo: So what do you think of it?
Gintoki: Hm... maybe you could raise this part just a little bit, Gori-san.
Yamazaki: [Gives Kondo a punch] What the hell are you saying?!
Gintoki: Gori-san!
Yamazaki: [on the phone] Hello? I have found the idiot. Yes, I'll bring him back right away.
Gintoki: Gori-san, wake up! Jimmy, what was that for? Gori-san, you know, is the same as me, he lost his memory. If you don't treat his head gently he'll lose consciousness right away! He's as delicate as a Nintendo!
Yamazaki: [crushes his phone in shock] Amnesia?! Are you serious, Commander?! Even though you're an idiot, what sort of crazy situation have you gotten yourself into?! Even though you're an idiot!
Gintoki: That's too much, Jimmy! Idiots in their idiotic way have their own idiotic worries!
Yamazaki: Enough! This is pathetic, this is a pain in the a**, you guys! Anyway, we'll go back together, Commander!
Kondo: [with tears in his eyes] Stop it! I've decided to become the number one Justaway craftsman in Edo! It doesn't matter what happens, I'll become number one, I promised the boss I would!
Yamazaki: In that case, don't worry, you're the world's number one idiot. Now come on!
Kondo: I don't wanna, I don't wanna!
[A Justaway flies into the air by accident and explodes upon landing]
--
Kondo: The Justaways are not at fault! The one at fault is the boss, the Justaways haven't done anything wrong!
--
[Gintoki throws a huge barrel onto an advancing Mamushi, and Kondo throws a Justaway onto it to detonate it]
Yamazaki: Hey! Didn't you guys say you weren't gonna fight him?! You went all out just now, didn't you!
Gintoki: Did we say something like that, Gori-san?
Kondo: It's no good, I can't remember. I have amnesia so...
Yamazaki: That's some convenient amnesia there, oi!
Nah
Some people are just more generous
I mean
It's just ridiculous to charge like 1000K for a stuffed animal stare
[At a factory producing Justaways, Yamazaki is told Gintoki has amnesia]
Gintoki: That is the case, so excuse me. You seem to be someone I used to know, but I don't remember. Uh, Shinsengumi's... what was it? Should I call you Shin-chan maybe?
Yamazaki: [hits Gintoki on the head] Hey! I said it was a secret operation, didn't I?! Ah, I said it! [drags Gintoki off to the side]
Gintoki: What is it, you? Bang bang banging on people's heads like that. Are you hoping to become a tambourine player? If you don't like Shin-chan, then how about Sen-chan from secret operation?
Yamazaki: Are you harassing me? Am I not telling you that it's Yamazaki?
Gintoki: Oh, I don't remember, so I will go with Tanbara.
Yamazaki: It's not that you don't remember, it's that you don't want to remember, isn't it!!
--
Yamazaki: Master, I'm withdrawing from here now. It looks like our commander has gone missing.
Gintoki: Jimmy, are you going to lose heart that quickly? Nobody can do that well at first. You can do anything you put your mind into!
Yamazaki: Who the heck is Jimmy?! Is it possible that you're getting that from "jimi" (plain)? Besides, I only came here as a spy!
Oh yeah
I almost forgot about that One Piece parody rofl
Hijikata: You b*****d, you somehow manage to condescend even while asleep. Hey, wake up, a*****e. Why are you napping when we’re supposed to be beefing up security? Okita: What do you want mom? Today’s Sunday you know. Damnit, you’re really annoying. Hijikata: It’s TUESDAY, you a**!!
----
Hijikata: It’s so hot. Why the hell is our uniform so damned thick? Just when everyone else is switching to lighter clothing…And worse, we have to search for someone in this goddamned heat. Dammit.
Okita: Since you’re feeling hot, I can make you a set of summer clothes, Hijikata-san. [tries to slash Hijikata, but Hijikata dodges] That’s so dangerous. Please don’t move around. You’ll get hurt.
Hijikata: What’s dangerous is you! What do you think you’re doing?!
Okita: What am I doing? Helping to make your uniform sleeveless.
Hijikata: Liar! I think you just wanted to lop of my entire arm!
~FIN.
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i'll show you the video i recorded them
biggrin
lol moo moo
I sent that right after my first comment
...
Booty grab
That games name it really odd
Okita: "Wow, the Commander sure is popular. The ignorant masses follow her every where she goes -fall off a cliff and die, Hijikata you b*****d."
Hijikata: "What's up with that song? It sounds like it's making fun of us -get beaten up and die under protection, Okita."
Okita: "That's called being overly self-conscious. It just sounds like a sweet love song to me -go to the next world by gas poisoning, Hijikata."
Hijikata: "It feels like our image is just going from bad to worse -fall off a cliff and die Okita.
Okita: "What do we do if there's a terrorist attack? We don't have our swords -soak in hot water and boil to death, Hijikata."
Hijikata: "I don't care anymore -moomin[[I have no clue...]]. Let's kill Okita."
Okita: "Die, Hijikata."
Hijikata: "Die, Okita."
Okita: "Die, Okita...oops, messed up...Hijikata."
blaugh
Katsura: "Eyebrow Zombies..How about we call them Zombrows?
Gintoki: "Shut up, scum."
Katsura: "They're not scum!" "They're Zombrows"
Gintoki: "At this rate, we may be the only sane ones left in the kabuki district. Isn't there a way to get out of this mess Katsura?"
Katsura: They're not Katsura, they're Zombrows!"
Gintoki: "Crap the Zombrows found- eh?!
[Katsura looks very satisfied and Gintoki kicks him in the face]
Gintoki:" And what are you so happy about?! You seriously piss me off idiot"
Katsura: "Gintoki, I won't forget that, you said it you call them "Zombrows" it's decided they're called Zombrows!"
----
[They have escaped from the Zombrows, Gintoki, , Shinpachi, Kagura, Katsura and Sacchan and a pair of glasses are in an elevator.]
Sacchan: Everybody okay? We got everyone?
Gintoki: one, two, three, four, five, six..Yeah that's everyone.
Shinpachi: no..wait a minute. Six people? Count one more time please.
Gintoki: I'm telling you it's okay. Me, you, Kagura, Zura, Sa-chan, Hasegawa-san. You see ? six people.
Shinpachi: Hold up! Hasegawa-san is this? This is a pair of sunglasses, right?!
Gintoki: That's right! Hasegawa-san is a pair of sunglasses.
Shinpachi: That's not what I meant! All that's left of Hasegawa-san is this pair of sunglasses!
Kagura: That's right! Madao is only a pair of sunglasses!
[Madao can be translated into many things, but for Hasegawa it's mainly meant to mean something like "Good for nothing old man" [[In Japanese of course]] Or something along those lines]
I never got to watch it much when I did have cable
crying
Kondo: Sakata-san. We're gonna start working again.
Yamazaki: Ah, oops. Well then, time for me to... [turns to leave]
Kondo: Sakata-san, will you take a look at my Justaway?
Yamazaki: [turns back and sees Kondo and Gintoki]
Kondo: So what do you think of it?
Gintoki: Hm... maybe you could raise this part just a little bit, Gori-san.
Yamazaki: [Gives Kondo a punch] What the hell are you saying?!
Gintoki: Gori-san!
Yamazaki: [on the phone] Hello? I have found the idiot. Yes, I'll bring him back right away.
Gintoki: Gori-san, wake up! Jimmy, what was that for? Gori-san, you know, is the same as me, he lost his memory. If you don't treat his head gently he'll lose consciousness right away! He's as delicate as a Nintendo!
Yamazaki: [crushes his phone in shock] Amnesia?! Are you serious, Commander?! Even though you're an idiot, what sort of crazy situation have you gotten yourself into?! Even though you're an idiot!
Gintoki: That's too much, Jimmy! Idiots in their idiotic way have their own idiotic worries!
Yamazaki: Enough! This is pathetic, this is a pain in the a**, you guys! Anyway, we'll go back together, Commander!
Kondo: [with tears in his eyes] Stop it! I've decided to become the number one Justaway craftsman in Edo! It doesn't matter what happens, I'll become number one, I promised the boss I would!
Yamazaki: In that case, don't worry, you're the world's number one idiot. Now come on!
Kondo: I don't wanna, I don't wanna!
[A Justaway flies into the air by accident and explodes upon landing]
--
Kondo: The Justaways are not at fault! The one at fault is the boss, the Justaways haven't done anything wrong!
--
[Gintoki throws a huge barrel onto an advancing Mamushi, and Kondo throws a Justaway onto it to detonate it]
Yamazaki: Hey! Didn't you guys say you weren't gonna fight him?! You went all out just now, didn't you!
Gintoki: Did we say something like that, Gori-san?
Kondo: It's no good, I can't remember. I have amnesia so...
Yamazaki: That's some convenient amnesia there, oi!
Some people are just more generous
I mean
It's just ridiculous to charge like 1000K for a stuffed animal stare
[At a factory producing Justaways, Yamazaki is told Gintoki has amnesia]
Gintoki: That is the case, so excuse me. You seem to be someone I used to know, but I don't remember. Uh, Shinsengumi's... what was it? Should I call you Shin-chan maybe?
Yamazaki: [hits Gintoki on the head] Hey! I said it was a secret operation, didn't I?! Ah, I said it! [drags Gintoki off to the side]
Gintoki: What is it, you? Bang bang banging on people's heads like that. Are you hoping to become a tambourine player? If you don't like Shin-chan, then how about Sen-chan from secret operation?
Yamazaki: Are you harassing me? Am I not telling you that it's Yamazaki?
Gintoki: Oh, I don't remember, so I will go with Tanbara.
Yamazaki: It's not that you don't remember, it's that you don't want to remember, isn't it!!
--
Yamazaki: Master, I'm withdrawing from here now. It looks like our commander has gone missing.
Gintoki: Jimmy, are you going to lose heart that quickly? Nobody can do that well at first. You can do anything you put your mind into!
Yamazaki: Who the heck is Jimmy?! Is it possible that you're getting that from "jimi" (plain)? Besides, I only came here as a spy!
^-^
It's kinda necessary for my cosplay for next week
blaugh
I'm surprised I was able to find a panda object that cheap [[29K]]
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/gintama/c252/6.html
I almost forgot about that One Piece parody
rofl
Hijikata: You b*****d, you somehow manage to condescend even while asleep. Hey, wake up, a*****e. Why are you napping when we’re supposed to be beefing up security?
Okita: What do you want mom? Today’s Sunday you know. Damnit, you’re really annoying.
Hijikata: It’s TUESDAY, you a**!!
----
Hijikata: It’s so hot. Why the hell is our uniform so damned thick? Just when everyone else is switching to lighter clothing…And worse, we have to search for someone in this goddamned heat. Dammit.
Okita: Since you’re feeling hot, I can make you a set of summer clothes, Hijikata-san. [tries to slash Hijikata, but Hijikata dodges] That’s so dangerous. Please don’t move around. You’ll get hurt.
Hijikata: What’s dangerous is you! What do you think you’re doing?!
Okita: What am I doing? Helping to make your uniform sleeveless.
Hijikata: Liar! I think you just wanted to lop of my entire arm!