Her Majesty, Dark Lord of Epic Proportions, Queen Samantha Her Hotness
Hey, It's Samme. My stuffed animals are awaiting their time. Surely, it will come: the day we rule the world! BWAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, um... Ahem.
Well, yeas, you have reached Sam's profile. Here's a little info-taste:
Name: Sam
Age: 14/15 (What's my age again? Haha!)
Ethnicity: Black/White
Gender: Femalien
Social Standing: I dunno... 1-10?
Yeah 1-10: In Gaia?
No. In Everywhere: A 7 I guess....
Tsk Dissapointing: Whatever. You're probably a 1. Or less.
One Random Thing about You: I HATE wearing shoes.
Media Credit:
The Lance The Turtle Song belongs to BigIdea. Thank god they created VeggieTales. What would happen to my childhood without them? [Hint: There wouldn't be one.]
And the video is obviously of Ouran Host Club property of Hatori Bisco, lalala. And the video itself is not mine either, the person that did a fabulicious job of lip-synching the words, is Angelictwirler. Youtube again. Woo-hoo.
So that's about it and if you have any questions or any comments post them here! [NO COMMENTS ABOUT BANANAS!]
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T0DAY IS BEST FRIEND DAY
SEND THIS T0 ALL Y0UR FRIENDS
& BACK TO ME, IF I AM 1.
IF Y0U GET 7 BACK...Y0U ARE L0VED!
1-3 = Y0U ARE A BAD FRIEND
4-6 = Y0U ARE A OKAY FRIEND