o.o
She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.
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I'm just a sweet transvestite.
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This sonic transducer, it is I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physicomolerular transport device?
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A wise man once said, "Friends, family, and the world are all a crowd watching you, but the crowd doesn't make the
movie they just observe and criticize it. You are the director of your life and no one else."
-Some guy
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The flow of time is always cruel...Its speed seems different for each person. But noone can change it. The only thing that doesn't change with time is a memory of younger days.
-Zelda
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I
hate lies. Once again,
hate. Hate dosn't even begin to cover it. I
loathe no, I'm
sickened by lies. Lies
are evil. They are the lowest of the low. If you can't take responsibility for what you have done, or will do, then you don't deserve respect. How I can respect a person who doesn't respect themselves? Honesty is an undervalued virtue. If you lie to me, even just once, you'd better be ready to say goodbye.
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HEY! Last night..last night!
Remember Last Night?!
Do you remember?
Wasn't I ******** AWSOME?!
Wasn't I GREAT?!
Didn't you like it when I slapped you in the face?!
Did you like it when I withdrew?!
Well, did you?!
What..?
Chain letters are like STDs, nobody wants them, but some a** hole always finds a way to slip you one.
Why are you talking to me? D:
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I wish you luck...
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed.
For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave
to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps
3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after
use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
CoMmEnTs By: AcIdMaN