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*snork* Oh, hi dere. I'm Bebop. Me and my bestest buddy, Rocksteady, was just normal human-bean-type peoples until da Boss decided ta makes us into mutant-type peoples. We used ta have fun bullyin' peoples on our block, but tanks to da Boss we gets ta bully lots more stupid peoples all over da place! *snork* Da Boss is real smart...smarter den Rocksteady even! Rocksteady used ta be da smartest guy I knew, dat is until I met da Boss. Da Boss is smarter den Rocksteady. Rocksteady is real smart, but not as smart as da Boss.

My favorite ting ta do is fight. Fightin' is real fun, and ya doesn't gotta read no stoopid books or nuttin' ta fight real good. *snork* I is a tough guy, ya know what I'm sayin'? I tink I can beat Rocksteady inna fight. I dunno if I could beat da Boss... he's real tough. I is real tough, but da Boss is real tough, too. Sometimes I wonders if I could beat da Boss, but den he starts yellin' real loud and dat kinda scares me. *snork* He gets dese little veins in his forehead poppin' when he yells and he turns kinda purple-red-like. He looks kinda scary like dat. He's pretty tough, too. I don't tink I could beat da Boss. *snork* I tink I could beat Rocksteady, but you couldn't. Rocksteady is real tough. But I is tougher den him. But da Boss is tougher den me. I don't tink I wanna fight da Boss, cuz he's real tough.

Me an' Rocksteady would probly have a easier time bullyin' peoples an' helpin' da Boss rule da woild an' everyting if wuzn't fer dem Toitles. *snork* Dey always gets in da way of whatever da Boss has planned. We're both real tough, me an' Rocksteady, but somehow da Toitles always beats us and ruins da Boss's plan, and den da Boss yells at us. But one 'a dese days we'll crush dem slimy shellbacks! *snork* Den da Boss'd be real proud 'a us.

I is bored. I needs ta go break sumtin'!