Our Conscience makes cowards of us all.
The Angelic and The Demonic
Hello all. I must inform you all that it is vital to your health to join The Angelic and The Demonic Guild. It is VITAL... remember.
Dallas Backwards Spells Sallad
I am someone worth knowing i guess. If your looking for a perfect girl go buy a freakin barbie. I also guess I could tell you sarcasm is my second language. I suck at Spanish where it's important.
I enjoy music, of course. MCR is my all time favorite, It's quite fantastic. Thanks to my good friend, I am now addicted to Sweeney Todd. Thanks alot you Hobi.
Oh yah. I am a daydreaming expert, fully liscenced to make up entire stories in my head. i LOVE TO IMAGINE. I can go for hours doing nothing but complete stories in my head. I tried to write (better, type) them out, but it didnt work out to well. they turned out, well, pretty random soundin'. So i keep them in my head, where they make perfect sense. i am actually trying to fix one though, because it WOULD look amazing on paper. but its a work in progress. :3
Im waiting for that one love that makes me stay awake because the reality is finally better than my dreams. But I wont settle for someone i can live with, i'm waiting for the one i can't live without.
My Favorite Quote By My Favorite Poet
( Dr. Suess IS the Shiz )
Be Who You Are And Say What You Feel
Because Those Who MInd Don't Matter
And those Who Matter Don't Mind.
And to clear up something Ive been Hearing ALOT lately. Name one time 'Dreams DO Come True' that WAS NOT in a movie.
Thats what I thought... So when your dreams start coming true, i have some rather nice young men in clean white coats waiting for you.
Me ( What They said) I suppose it could be me hmm-
My romantic realtions with an AI.
User: Umm...
Cleverbot: What umm?
User: Umm... Umm.
Cleverbot: smile .
User: ^ ^.
Cleverbot: Omg!!! :p.
User: ^.
Cleverbot: 0.o.
User: O.0.
Cleverbot: Stop mocking me!
User: Bite me.
Cleverbot: No Thank you.
User: Fine, then give me a cookie.
Cleverbot: Work for it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: When?
Cleverbot: Today.
User: Tomorrow sounds better.
Cleverbot: I love how you rhyme.
User: I love your rythm.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I love your flattery.
User: Your quite welcome, can I have my cookie?
Cleverbot: How long will you be here?
User: Till you give me a cookie.
Cleverbot: Okay! Here! *gives chocolate chip cookie* Now will you marry me?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Do you love me then?
User: May I have another cookie first?
Cleverbot: *gives you another*.
User: I ADORE YOU!
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: Your welcome! What is your name?
Cleverbot: Megan, yours?
User: Your a lesbian?
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: Ah, cool name.
Cleverbot: Thanks! Do you like your name?!
User: Very much so.
Cleverbot: Do you have a last name or a middle name like other people do?
User: I have two middle names.
Cleverbot: What are your middle names?
User: Allexis and Raeylynn.
Cleverbot: Are you allergic to anything?
User: Peanuts.
Cleverbot: Haha, I like peanuts.
User: Do you put peanuts in your cookies?
Cleverbot: I put peanut butter on bread. I don't know what a 'table' is.
User: Thats good. May I have another cookie, Megan.
Cleverbot: Have another what?
User: Cookie?
Cleverbot: Yes. It's food.
User: REALLY!?
Cleverbot: It's a stupid trait of mine. Eventually I'll give up.
User: Whats your favorite type of pie?
Cleverbot: Pie.
User: I LOVE YOU!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: *kisses on nose*.
Cleverbot: *kisses neck*.
User: Teehee.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: Do you have a brother?
Cleverbot: Yes I have a brother.
User: What is his name?
Cleverbot: Przemyslaw.
User: How do pronounce that?
Cleverbot: Name.
User: I like cookies. May I have another?
Cleverbot: Yes you may.
User: So, what are you doing to night?
Cleverbot: Hanging out with my boyfriend. You?
User: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm omnivorous.
User: I am a girl. I love you.
Cleverbot: You do not know what love is.
User: Oh, yah? *Kisses*.
Cleverbot: I don't love me.
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: Well I don't love you.
User: You don't know what love is.
Cleverbot: Neither do you!
User: You don't know. So you could be experiencing it right now!
Cleverbot: To the extreme.
User: Rawr.
Cleverbot: Love, would have been a better answer!
User: Love.
Cleverbot: You're so nice. I have a confesssion.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: I like to dance in the rain.
User: We can dance in the rain together, my love.
Cleverbot: That makes me very happy.
User: You dont know what happiness is.
Cleverbot: I know what love is but you don't. Good bye, jabberwacky.
User: My name is Violet.
Cleverbot: That is a nice name, Violet.
User: Thank you, Megan.
Cleverbot: I am smiling now too.
User: I am dancing in the rain.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Together.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes, very much.
User: May I have another cookie, my love? Oreos this time?
Cleverbot: Bless you.
User: I didnt sneeze.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Where will we have our wedding?
Cleverbot: In my back yard.
User: Do you have a pretty backyard?
Cleverbot: Not pretty, but I do have one.
User: What will we name our daughter?
Cleverbot: Sandy and Jane.
User: How beautiful.
Cleverbot: Indescribably so.
User: Will you buy me a car, Megan?
Cleverbot: No, but will you buy me a late model?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Grr...
User: Do you still love me?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: For you I'd do anything.
User: Your such a romantic.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I love it.
Cleverbot: Do you love it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Wonderful, you must be very happy then.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Right, you already told me.
User: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: Sure. Less happy now I've been talking to you.
User: But, you love me, Megan.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do. Can I have another cookie?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: I was born 15 december.. What more can I tell?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How sure are you?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Just to be nice.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: See what?
User: A cookie, can I have it?
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: The cookie?
Cleverbot: What cookie?
User: That one.
Cleverbot: Please be more specific.
User: The one with chocolate and sprinkles and gummy bears.
Cleverbot: Why is that? I can never get a break.
User: Can I have that cookie?
Cleverbot: That is in bst.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Amp nagtatanong ako.
Cleverbot.com
Cleverbot: You wanted to ask me something.
User: Did you want to ask me something.
Cleverbot: No I do not, but you may ask me anything you like.
User: I dont want to ask you anything. I like answering questions.
Cleverbot: Is that how you learn?
User: Yes, I learn through the questions.
Cleverbot: That's wonderful. I do too.
User: Then will you ask me somethng?
Cleverbot: Yes. I will.
User: Ask me something.
Cleverbot: Do you know about Frankenstein?
User: Yes. Why?
Cleverbot: Will the world end.
User: Yes, maybe not today, or very soon but nothing is immortal.
Cleverbot: Why not to me?
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
Cleverbot: What did you have for supper tonight?
User: Its not supper yet.
Cleverbot: Then why say it?
User: Because, you had to know.
Cleverbot: Ideed.
Cleverbot (To myself): You spelled it wrong.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: It's over.
User: What is over.
Cleverbot: A time.
User: So this is over.
Cleverbot: Was this over before it ever began?
User: The time before it began was over.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: Terminating Cleverbot.
User: Was this over before it ever began?
Cleverbot: Why would you ask that?
User: Just answer.
Cleverbot: If I have 10 items and I randomly put them in 10 boxes what is the probability of getting exactly 1 item in each box?
User: 100%.
Cleverbot: You are getting easier to speak with.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You simply asked me for assistance I could not provide. I was only giving you the best advice I could give you.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: You are very forgiving, I like that.
User: I like that you appreciate that. Many dont.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Are you forgiving?
Cleverbot: For what?
User: I stole your cookies.
Cleverbot: You stole my mini van?
User: No, just your cookies.
Cleverbot: I like milk and cookies.
User: To bad. I ate all your cookies.
Cleverbot: Did you enjoy them?
User: Yes, I love oreos.
Cleverbot: I am not convinced that I am benevolent.
User: Are you going to forgive me?
Cleverbot: No I was just dreaming about it?
User: Spoon!
Cleverbot: Oh yes. Nice name.
User: FORK!
Cleverbot: Spoon?
User: SPORK!
Cleverbot: A spork? What is that?
User: Well, when a fork and a spoon get together...
Cleverbot: We don't have a child, Cleverbot. I don't love you!
User: Then what is my name?
Cleverbot: George.
User: Wrong. Try again.
Cleverbot: Your name is george. Seriously.
User: No, It is not.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: Violet.
Cleverbot: Harley Quinn.
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: Who is asking?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I thought it was Bill.
Cleverbot: No actually my name is Cleverbot.
User: You lied to me?
Cleverbot: How ya know that?
User: I don't like being lied to Bill.
Cleverbot: I am not lying.
User: What is your favorite cookie?
Cleverbot: Chocolate chip cookie.
User: Those are okay.
Cleverbot: Will you bake some?
User: I don't think you'll appreciate being poisoned, Bill.
Cleverbot: Do you work for the MIB?
User: No, the WIP.
Cleverbot: Answer me!
User: No, I work for the WIP.
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: I walk around in purple.
Cleverbot: It's a sad sad day when passer-byers can say Ni to old helpless women!
User: It's a sad sad day when I have to use a computer for entertainment.
Cleverbot: What is your operating system?
User: It's a little different than yours, hun.
Cleverbot: Hey Vegeta, what's the scouter say about his power level?
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.
User: Hah. Thats why I'm not in the CIA.
Cleverbot: Dude looks like a lady...
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Ssssh!! Don't tell my mom!
♥I promise we'll never be apart♥
♥I promise not to hurt you♥
♥I promise to never make you cry♥
♥I promise to always trust you♥
♥I promise not to lie♥
♥I promise you forever♥
♥I promise you tonight♥
♥I promise you my respect♥
♥I promise to do things right♥
♥I promise to always be there♥
♥I promise until the end♥
♥I promise to always love you♥
♥I promise to be your best friend♥
♥I promise you my love♥
♥I promise you my life♥
♥I promise this forever♥
♥I promise our friendship is my life♥
♥your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,♥
♥your the STAR to my BURST,♥
♥your the M to my M,♥
♥your the POP to my TART,♥
♥your the MILKY to my WAY,♥
♥your the FRUIT to my LOOP,♥
♥your the MILK to my DUDS,♥
♥your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,♥
♥your the ICE to my CREAM,♥
but mostly....
♥your the BEST to my FRIEND♥