Real Eyes; Realize; Real Lies

Everyone is born right-handed, but only the greatest overcome it.

I may be left handed, but I am ALWAYS right!

I am proud to be a Southpaw. I love being me. I am ahhh-mazing!

I love me... is that so bad...?

Of all the special joys in life, the big ones and the small, a mother's love and tender care is the greatest of them all!

Basketball what? Basketball what? Basketball is the best sport ever...!!!

Until you prove me wrong, I know I'm the best... lol...

The fact is, freedom is not free, and it takes thousands of men and women to ensure that those freedoms we enjoy today in our country will be here for our children.

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

Chersish each moment like it's your last.

I LOVE RANDOM QUOTES! WHOOOO! THEY ARE SOOO COOL! DUH...

You don't know how good you have anything until you lose it.

Life is something complicated, hard, sad, pain, happy, and not fair. Yet, when you grow up and find someone to share it with, it becomes almost like a fantasy. You love your life. You appreciate it. The word for it is love. Love someone, something, or something that you like to do. Be smart. Be happy. Be you. Be kind. Be healthy. Be who you want to be. If you think this is true put it on your profile.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: slow down i'm scared. Guy: no this is fun. Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary! Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: i love you now slow down. Guy: now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

Don't try to change me, you're never what I wanna be.

Spell your name and see what it means: A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: has gourgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and sweet at times

Be a traitor ; i'll make ya life horrible Talk "stuff" ; get confronted Start "stuff" ; get ended Try me ; dont bother Mess with my friends ; Get messed up Annoy me ; taste concrete ; ya know what i'm sayin?

11 signs that ur in love ELEVEN You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other People around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're Looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your Mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you Didn't notice number seven was missing. ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently Laughing at yourself.

To avoid sickness, eat less; to prolong life, worry less.

Girl: I'm always here for you Boy: I know ..=( Girl: What's wrong? Boy: I like this girl so much .... Girl: Talk to her Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me ... Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing Boy: I just want her to know how I feel... Girl: Then tell her. Boy: She won't like me.... Girl: How do you know that? Boy: I can just tell... Girl: Well just tell her. Boy: What should I say Girl: Tell her how much you like her Boy: I tell her that daily Girl: what do you mean? Boy: I'm always with her. I love her. Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. Boy: Wait. Who do you like? Girl: Oh some boy Boy: Oh... she won't like me either. Girl: She does Boy: How do you know.. Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you? Boy: You Girl: You're wrong, I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: So are you going to talk to her? Boy : I just did...

Girl: Do i ever cross your mind? Guy: No Girl: Do you like me? Guy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Guy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Guy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Guy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Guy: No Girl: Choose - me or your life Guy: My life The girl runs away in shock & pain & the guy runs after her & says... "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Everytime I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself!

RAWR! That means I'm beautiful in dinosaur...

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!! xD

Dont even think of labeling me because I choose not to have sex. I'm not a freak. I'm not some kind of weirdo. I know what I want. I know what's right for me. GOT IT!?! Copy and paste this to your profile if you support abstinence.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you once, it is their fault; if they betray you twice, it is your fault. Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. He who loses money, loses much; he who loses a friend, loses much more; he who loses faith loses all. Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make all of them yourself. Friends, you and me. You brought another friend and then there were three. We started our group, our circle of friends. And like that circle, there is no beginning or end. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why they call it the present.

If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue.. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there...

Life is a coin, you can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass....It's about learning to dance in the rain.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that......... she called me to get my phone number... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate...' she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it... she tried to drown a fish... she thought a quarterback was a refund... she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death... she tripped over a cordless phone... she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept... she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store... she studied for a blood test... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats... when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved... when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead... when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home...

I wanna go back to the times when wearing a skirt didn`t mean you were a slut. I wanna go back to the times when guys/girls had cooties and germs. I wanna go back to the times when kissing your mom ment a kiss on the cheek. I wanna go back to the times when a fight with a friend only lasted for a few seconds. And the times when we had crushes, and got dumped the next day! And the times when we were able to eat icecream for lunch if we wanted! I wanna go back to the times when we would say "I love you..." but didn`t mean it. I wanna go back to the times when we would be carried around the store in your daddy`s arm,and not have to walk. I wanna see the times when we played at the park. Can I see the times when we could trip and it was okay to cry? I really wanna see the times when we broke our fingers, and not hearts. Can you take me back to the times when we were able to fit in a laundry baskets during hide-and-seek and not get found? How about the times when we all had our first crush and our moms thought it was cute? What about the times when it was okay to cry in daddy`s arm after falling off the swing? Or when we could wear a thousand band-aids when we got a little cut? Please take me back to the times when we could sing out loud and mommy would video tape us and send it to grandma. Please, I`m begging you! How about the times when sticking up your little thumbs and saying "okay, momma!" and walking away was okay? What about the times we couldn`t get grounded for breaking a vase? Please take me back in time to relive my childhood... it was put a big smile on this little face. Please? I really wanna go back. Copy and paste this onto your page if you wanna go back to your childhood memories and when life wasn`t difficult.

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. " I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask... "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

Some people are like slinkys; useless, but when you push them down a flight of stairs they bring a smile to your face!

Don't cry for a guy, let a guy cry for you cause girls give and forgive but guys get and forget!

"Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism !!!

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

When I was five years old, My teacher told me to write what I wanted to be when I grew older. I wrote 'happy'. She read it, then told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told her she didn't understand life.

"Even if you wipe tears away, or wait for them to dry, the stain is still there."

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.

Giving up doesn't mean you're weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough to let go.

It's better to be looked than to be overlooked.

Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

Father and son go to the zoo and see two monkeys ******** the son says 'daddy what are those monkeys doing' father says 'they are baking cakes son'. Next morning the son says to his dad 'daddy were you and mommy baking cakes last night' father says 'erm... Yes son how did yo...u know' son replies 'i licked the icing off the sofa'! Ewwwwwww! ITS GREAT!