What you want to know about me...

~*~Without Order nothing can live~*~
~*~Without Chaos nothing can evolve~*~

About me:
I love playing zOMG! If your new to the game I dont mind helping you out. I love getting the badges... *points to the badges* I am working on getting the 5K badges!!

I am 100% stright as a wet noddle

I AM A ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW FAN!

I have been getting calls from the mothership everynight for the last few years and they want to know how i made grape juice out of a few lemons. (try to figure that one out...)

I hail the all might Cheese!!

Who set my life on Hell?

You might be a Rocky Horror fan if...
1.your favorite broadcast station is RKO.
2.you consider yourself an unconventional conventionist.
3.when someone says "I'd like to make a toast" you want to throw toast at them.
4.you use the phrase "Great Scott" at every opportunity.
5.whenever your friends start complaining about their husbands/boyfriends you sing out, "I can build you a man!"
6.you get a weird little thrill when you see some one lick their big red lips...
7.you are at the midnight showing every single day of week.
8.you know the lyrics to all of the songs from the movie.
9...or you sing along with the movie.
10.you call it RHPS.
11.you can do the time warp.
12.the word transvestite launches you into song.
13.you never leave your spangled bustier at home.
14.when asked by a waitress what you would like, you reply "I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey."
15.you have to choose which shout-backs you're goin to use this weekend.
16.when a friend accidentally drop something and screams "DAMMIT," you involuntarily yell out, "JANET".
17.you've ever referred to yourself in a normal conversation as a sweet transvestite...
18....or from transsexual Transylvania.
19.whenever someone disgusts or disappoints you, you cry "Oh, Rocky, how can you!"
20.you own the soundtrack or movie.

Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

Here is a Question for you:
Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your leftside is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the Same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the Helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

Question: What must you do to safely get out of this highly Dangerous situation?

Answer: Get off the Merry-Go-Round, you've had too much to drink!!