About "The Kewl One".

WeLcOmE tO tHeE jUnGlE...

Let's cut those stupid crappy introductions you always see on those dumb people's profiles, 'kay? It saves me a ton of time. I'm gonna do this thing my way.

Okay, so my name? Juune. I prefer being called June, but Junie is also a choice. So first of all, you need to know a thing or two about me. My user? No making fun. It's not kewl. It was named after my cuute adorable stuffed cutie named Moscow. He was born in...Yellowstone, Wyoming. Now, onto the password hacking, the stalking, and the occasional noobs that are begging for gold. Ask for any of those things and I will report you. Now I'm running a bit behind so I'll rush a few things: I am single and not looking for anyone, I'm not going to be on for very long on the weekdays, I don't like random comments/PMs, and I don't give away personal information like where I live, what school I go to, etc. Pay attention to the following paragraph:

So if you want to be my friend, you must understand this one thing: I am obsessed with the hit TV series, Total Drama. I talk about it; a lot. If you like it too, you can PM me. I will now waste an entire section talking about it while sounding like a crazed super fan:

"Where to begin? I guess I should mention that I will be talking about the third season of Total Drama mostly. Hmph...I'll start with my favorite characters. Right now it's Heather, Duncan, and then Gwen. But of course I have other favorites like Noah and Cody. (Don't forget Izzy!) Next, I should explain why I'm talking about the third season so much. Why; because of the little mini songs and the kiss of Duncan and Gwen. It's...beautiful. I loved it. But enough of the kiss. The songs are my favorite part. I love the songs so much, I memorized almost every song in no time! And to top that, I have a TD notebook. Wow. I just realized that I'm an obsessive fan. No longer a fan and no longer obsessive; an obsessive fan. I'm worse than Sierra. That's...creepy. Maybe I should end this paragraph now; LOL..."

Now I bet your wondering why you needed to know that, eh? You just need to handle it while I go on and on about it. Now onto thee other stuff...

I am c-razy about music. I'm not an expert, but I'm known to get lost in the beat. :. (When you see that sign, it means I'm starting a new topic.) :. I'm not one to pick favorites. They change way too often. :. I'll watch anything that I don't find completely stupid, repulsive, or swear-like. Other than TDWT I do enjoy stuff like "Whose Line Is It Anyways?", "Adventure Time", "Regular Show", "iCarly", etc. :. I'm a master of jingles. Other than the TDWT songs, my best are/is the Pillow Pet jingle, and the Synchronized Watches song from Regular Show. :. I'm a mean person. No joke. :. I realized that I have an unhealthy obsession towards french fries and In-n-Out. (And In-n-Out french fries... <----sheepish smile.) :. I love the sound of violins though I'm not sure why... :. I embarrass myself all the time. :. I love taking pictures of things, but hate getting my picture taken. :. I want to learn to play the guitar. (I used to play the piano.) :. I don't find random-ness funny; actually, I find it downright repulsive... :. I usually judge stuff before watching/listening to stuff and then end up liking it; LOL... :. I love Victoria Justice...and Jennette McCurdy. <3 :. And...done.

Well, I have no more patience to carry out any more words. In short, goodbye!

...dOn'T sHoOt BlAcK bEaRs.