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I am going to steal your soul, rob you of everything you own, then wipe your memory. For all you know I already have.

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Then I shall use your soul to feed my army of zombies and take over the multiverse.

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xXDuplicaXx Report | 09/17/2010 3:29 pm
xXDuplicaXx
HI MARA PM MEEEEEE PLZZZZZ
xXDuplicaXx Report | 08/25/2010 11:16 am
xXDuplicaXx
Hi 3nodding
KawaiixWolf Report | 08/14/2010 4:22 pm
KawaiixWolf
I sure hope you're not ^^ Anyway, is everybody from the house ok?
KawaiixWolf Report | 07/01/2010 3:21 pm
KawaiixWolf
Was watching E3 stuff, and found:
Zelda: Skyward Sword (Wii)
Zelda: Ocarina of Time (3DS)
Kid Icarus: Uprising (forget what it's for, but it's one of the only games about Pit)
Pokemon Ranger: Gaurdian Signs (DS)
Kirby's Epic Yarn (Wii) Yes, a game all about yarn. And it looked awesome.
Nintendogs + cats (3DS)
So, yeah. Great stuff coming this year! ^^
KawaiixLettuce Report | 06/30/2010 2:23 pm
KawaiixLettuce
Don't come to kill me in my sleep, and you'll be fine.^^

Wow, this is the last place I thought I'd ever see the likes of you at.
KawaiixWolf Report | 03/13/2010 3:39 pm
KawaiixWolf
Ugh, 4kids must DIE!!!!!
KawaiixWolf Report | 03/08/2010 5:43 pm
KawaiixWolf
I was looking up Ace for no reason and found some wierd little facts:
-he shares a birthday with the author (Jan. 1) way to go, dude!
-turns out 4kids dub made another supid edit: they made the bone going up and down on his tatoo longer (making it look more like a cross) becuse they thought it had looked like the Nazi symbol... their stupidity will never cease to amaze me... why did they have to take on One Piece, why?! Thank you, FUNImation, for trying to fix this mess, we owe you one! And thank you even more for getting rid of all the 4kids dubs all over the internet, threating to sue people who posted them, so most people will never see it again!
...how did this turn into an anti-4kids rant?
KawaiixLettuce Report | 02/27/2010 2:24 pm
KawaiixLettuce
Ignore that last comment from me, I was being stupid around midnight....but it serioulsy said that, and I freaked, even though I had no reason to.....
KawaiixLettuce Report | 02/26/2010 5:13 pm
KawaiixLettuce
OMIGODS THIS SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. Go to google translate and make it so it goes from english to french. Then type in FEAR NOT THE REAPER. It says, I kid you not, in the translation FEAR THE REAPER. Damn, does this mean I'm gonna die?
KawaiixLettuce Report | 02/26/2010 4:38 pm
KawaiixLettuce
totally took over my grandma's computer, but whatever....the point is.....I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
geez, i thought i was gonna die or something.....anywayz, check out my profile, cuz i added a whole bunch of random crap that you guys'll all love........wow, i fanally get to talk and i have nothing to say....maybe its because i saw you guys less than 4 hours ago.......no, that can't be it...... smile
 

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KawaiixLettuce
KawaiixWolf
KawaiixDemon
im a sneaky ninja
ajd2990

You tell her Link!!!

nom nom nom

The two awsomeist
swordsmen of
all time!!

There is no Q here either...

I KNOW THE SQUARICLE GIRAFFE DUDES NAME NOW!!!!!

Who needs fish? I have Vaati!!

!!Warning!!if you scroll any more to the right you will be exposed to a HUGE OnePiece spoiler!! Continue at your own risk!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ace DIED!!!! *sob* GRAAAAAHHHHHHe wasn't supposed to do that!!!ARRRGH!!!*sob*GRRRRRAAAHHHHH!!!

HOW COULD THEY!?!ARRRRGH!!! THESE STUPID BOXES ARE WAY TOO SMALL!!GRAAAAAAHHHHH!!*sob* *sob*

ACE IS DEAD!!NOOOOO!!!

In Memoriam

Portgas D Ace

Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other.

One was short (but don't tell him that!), had long blond hair pulled back in a braid and wore a striking red overcoat. The other was tall, bronze-haired and wore a T-shirt with "I'm 2 sexy 4 my sparklz" printed on the front. The only traits they had in common were their genders, golden eyes, first names and the utter shock of meeting each other. Both gasped dramatically, pointed a finger at the other and yelled,

"IT'S EDWARD ELRIC!"

"IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!"

After shouting the obvious truth to the world (hey, this is the realm of fan fiction! Of course they'd recognize each other right away!), the two Edwards stood in stunned silence and scrutinized each other carefully.

Wow, he really IS as short as I've heard he is... Edward Cullen mused, scratching his pale, glistening, perfectly-sculpted chin. (Fangirls across the globe instantly went into cardiac arrest.)

Edward Elric simply gulped. He's ...tall.

After another minute or two of uncomfortable silence and sneaking peripheral glances at each other, at the same moment, one thought flashed through their minds:

I bet he thinks he's the better Edward.

And then:

Hehe. We'll just have to find out then, won't we?

Evil smirks spread across their faces. This could be fun.

They turned to each other, fake grins barely hiding the glint in their eyes.

"Hey there."

"Hey."

Edward Cullen casually smoothed back his hair and flashed a smile. (And in hospitals around the world, thousands of defibrillators were needed for the fangirls I mentioned earlier.) "Dude, I'm a vampire."

Edward Elric snickered. "Yeah, without fangs..." he muttered under his breath.

"What was that?" asked the fangless vampire.

"Er, I said I'm an alchemist prodigy!" The teenager's face transformed back into a picture of innocence, complete with a halo and a bright grin. Edward C. raised his eyebrows in suspicion, but soon shrugged it off and graced the universe with another charmingly crooked smile...one that was just a bit smug, if you squinted hard. (And I won't bother mentioning what happened to all the fangirls this time.)

"Hey, do you have a car? 'Cause, like, I have one. It's a Volvo. And it's almost as shiny as I am."

"Pfft. Who needs a Volvo to go places when you got legs?" Edward E. shot him a smile that was twice as smug and reached down to wipe a bit of dirt off one of his well-worn boots in not-so-subtle emphasis; then he straightened and looked his rival full in the face, one eyebrow raised.

Edward C. narrowed his eyes.

This was war.

Before long, the smart remarks were flying back and forth, thick and fast as gunfire.

"I have superpowers, telepathy and hawtness."

"I have brains, alchemy, mad fighting skills and a personality."

"I have golden eyes and a godlike figure and..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, HOLD IT. There's only ONE Edward around here who's allowed to have golden eyes and that's ME."

"Says who?"

"Says the Edward who had them first, that's who."

"Well, I bet you don't have cold, hard, pale-white skin that sparkles in the sun."

"Nope. I've got automail."

"I'm practically perfect in every way."

"I don't NEED to be perfect for people to like me. OR fall in love with me."

"I've got the most beautiful, perfect, delicious girl in the world. Her name is Bella Swan…"

"Heh, really? I thought her name was Mary Sue."

"Grrrrr..."

"And anyway, I've got a hot mechanic named Winry who could kick her whiny butt ANY day...with nothing but a wrench!"

"At least I know how to woo a woman."

"At least I know the difference between love and unhealthy obsession."

"Oh yeah? Well I'm emo and angsty and have a tortured soul."

"Well I'm emo and angsty and have a tortured soul for a REASON."

"Pfft. You're just a dumb anime character..."

"Well you're just a fake vampire - no, strike that. You're a carnivorous disco ball."

"Well I'm invincible!"

"I'm somewhat realistic!"

"I sparkle!"

"I do short rants!"

"I sparkle!"

"Who CARES!?"

"I have more fangirls than you!!"

"I have more character depth than you could ever HOPE to have!!"

"...I'm tall."

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO TINY YOU CAN SQUISH LIKE AN ANT, YOU SPARKLY CREEP?!!"

"Pipsqueak!"

"Gary Stu!!"

"SHRIMP!!"

"THAT'S JUMBO SHRIMP TO YOU, JERK!!..."

"Are you in need of assistance, Edward Elric?" A deep, booming, obnoxiously cheerful voice sent the verbal attacks (and the dialog-heavy fanfic) to a big, screeching halt.

Wide-eyed and startled out of their heated argument, the two testosterone junkies turned to see who'd interrupted them.

To put it all in a nutshell, the newcomer had no shirt on and looked like a cross between Mr. Clean and Arnold Schwarzenegger. There was one blond curl sitting atop his shiny scalp. He also had a thick mustache and several pink sparklies floating around his head. (Don't ask.)

There was another person, too; a teenage girl with blond hair and flashing blue eyes. Flip-flops, cargo pants, greasy mechanic's gloves...it was obvious she didn't really care what she wore as long as it was comfortable and good for getting messy in.

"Edward, you idiot!" she yelled, brandishing a wrench in one hot-tempered fist. "If you go and start fighting and wreck your automail again, so help me, I will give you another concussion!!"

Edward E. slapped a palm to his face and groaned, "Why them, of all people? Well, I guess I should be glad that jerk of a colonel didn't show up, too..."

Edward C. just blinked and stared at them in confusion. "Uhh...who are you?"

"Who am I?" boomed the Mr. Clean/Arnold Schwarzenegger/shirtless person, stumping towards them with earth-shaking footsteps like a big, friendly elephant. "I am Alex Louis Armstrong, the Strong Arm Alchemist!" He stopped in front of the baffled vampire (who now looked like a shrimp), struck a pose and happily flexed his bulging muscles one or two times for good measure. The number of pink sparkles increased.

Edward C. shook his head, took another look at the man and promptly freaked out. (Remember how prone he is to bipolar-type mood swings? Uh-huh.)

"Y-y-w-h-hey!" he spluttered, pointing a shaking finger at Armstrong. "Y-you have sparkles! And a godlike figure! That's MY thing! You stole my shtick!!"

"Hoho! Don't be so sure!" Armstrong bent down to meet Edward C's crazed eyes and pointed a large finger right at his nose. "Having sparkles and a godlike figure was my shtick before you even EXISTED, lover-boy..."

"Hey Ed?" The girl pulled off her gloves and came up to Edward E. (who still looked far from thrilled), stopping at his side to throw a skeptical glance at the other Edward (who was still freaking out about the massive, sparkly bodybuilder).

"Who's that guy? He kinda creeps me out."

"You don't wanna know, Winry," he sighed. "You don't wanna know..."

~ The End ~

BEST ANTI-TWILIGHT RANT EVER!!!!!

*NOTE* I do not own own this rant and I do not pretend to own this rant SO DON'T TRY TO SUE ME!!!!!If thats, like, possible or anything.

I TOLD YOU!!!!PRETEND TO BE A PLUSH!!!

Backround info:
Koenma, (the one with
the cape)
has a majical pacifier
that can seal away the
evil demon guy who
almost killed Yuusuke.
This binky is quite
possibly be their
only hope to save the world.

So what does Yuusuke do??
He steals it.

sorry Koenma, I don't think he does.

****

XXX

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