Name of Deceased: Mazey Podge

Date of Death: 11/11/99

Favorite Indulgence: Moldy strawberries

Mirror, mirror: Reactions to her looks have always been intense. To gaze upon her has caused some to vomit, while others have died. Mazey always saw this as a compliment, “It must be because I’m so drop dead gorgeous!”

Favorite Makeup: Midnight mascara

Mazey was created from scraps of other soft and luxurious items. Over and over the seamstress repeated how magnificent her toy would be, “This will be the most beautiful bear!” When the last stitch of thread was sewn, she gasped with horror and died. Brainwashed by things her maker would say, Mazey now sits in a satin lined hatbox staring into her mirror for hours on end.