Aboutness

User Image


Why herro! That chick up there? No. The other one. Yea-no. NO, right THERE! RIGHT ABOVE THIS! Yeah, her. No, not her. The one to the right. No, my right. Yeah, your left, braniac. Almost there! Allllmooooost! Yeah! Her! Good job! The chick s'me!

I 'tis be Jess.
Guess what?
I don't like stupid people, I don't like meanie pies, and I don't like cats. I don't like illiterate people. Or people who don't know how to SPEAK CORRECTLY.
.....You know what? I don't like people in general.
Or cats. I don't like cats either. But I already said that. Right? Yeah. I said it, foo'.
I KEED. I KEED A LOT. Do not get offended if I make some racist/sexist/mentally hilarious joke. If you get offended, I will laugh even harder.
I will be brutally honest and straightforward. Don't ask if you don't want to know.

I HAVE A BESTEST BUDDY! Do you have a bestest buddy?
I don't care.
Her name is Leeeeleeee! {A.K.A. Colonel Canabalistic} She knows my secrets.

I lurve Johhny Depp. And wolves. And giraffes. And Bo Burham (I'm a feminine eminem). And reading. And Latin. WHICH I SPEAK. Sorta. {I'm learning, 'kay? I'm learning.}
I's a smart person and I's go to a college preparatory school.

I have black hair. Nope, it's not natural. But I'm not a "scenie"/"emo" poser. I just like the color black. (: Is that so wrong?

I like guy friends more than girl friends. {I. AM NOT. A WHORSE.}

I bake.
I roleplay.
I write.
Ipod.


Ask me something!