About

I am Matthew E. Fake-last-name the Third. Named after my father and his father before him. I'm 19 years old living comfortably in the mighty state of Nevada. I find illiteracy deplorable, and I certainly hope that your messages will be at least somewhat legible should you decide to contact me. I enjoy listening to others, and I'll listen to you even if I don't know you. Really, anyone who talks has my undivided attention. It's like story time! I have trust issues, so please don't feel bad if I don't reciprocate. Unless I'm sleeping, in the shower, or swimming, then I'm listening to music. I'll give all music a chance, but my favorite would most likely be rock. I do enjoy a small amount of rap, but these days it's just a bunch of blather about killing, drugs, and sex. I'll take a book over a bong 99.99% of the time. Not much of a pot user anymore. Though it may sound cliche, I love long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, and watching the sunset. I'm an atheist, and a liberal. Anything else you may wish to know, please feel free to ask me.