A white man said "colored people aren't allowed here." the black man turned around and stood up then he said "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK" "When I grew up I was BLACK" "When I'm sick I'm BLACK" "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK" "When I'm cold I'm BLACK" "When I die I'll be BLACK" "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK" "When you grown up you'RE WHITE" "When you're sick you're GREEN" "When you go in the sun you turn RED" "When you're cold you turn BLUE" "And when you die you turn PURPLE" "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...Put this on your page if you HATE racism!!!

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"no means no"******** who does this to any girl"Guy: "Can we have sex right now?Girl: "Can we do what?"Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"Girl: "Um...no."Guy: "Why?"Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."Guy: "I'm not special to you?"Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.5 minutes pass...Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".Guy: tries to kiss her.Girl: screams, "Would you stop!"Guy: continues trying.Girl: moves to the back seatGuy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".Girl: crying, continues to fight.Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me !"Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.An hour passes...Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.2 months later...Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.Doctor: "You are pregnant."Girl: faints.The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie).He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any ******** who does this to any girl

Boy: I missed you at school today, why weren't you there? Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor. Boy- Oh really? Why? Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all. Boy- Oh. Girl- So what did we do in math today? Boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes. Girl- Ok, good. Boy- Yeah Girl- Hey, I have a question...... Boy- Ok, ask away. Girl-........How much do you love me? Boy- You know I love you more than anything. Girl- Yeah..... Boy- Why do you ask? Girl-................>silence<.......... Boy- Is something wrong? Girl- No, nothing at all. Boy- Ok, good. Girl- ..............How much do u care about me? Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could. Girl- You would? Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong? Girl- No, everything is fine...... Boy- Are you sure? Girl- Yeah. Boy- Ok.......I hope so. Girl- ..............Would you die for me? Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny. Girl- Really? Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong? Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine. Boy- ............Ok. If your sure. Girl-......................Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school. Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend- No Boy- Oh. Ok. Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either. Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night. Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes. Boy- Yeah........but not her. Friend- I don't know what else to say, man. Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school. Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl- Hello? Boy- Hey. Girl- Oh, hi. Boy- Why weren't you at school today? Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment. Boy- Are you sick? Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line. Boy- I'll wait. Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later. Boy-........Alright, I love you hunny. very long pause< Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy- What? Girl- Its the best thing for us right now. Boy- Why? Girl- I love you. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. Boy- Hey dude. Friend- Hey. Boy- Whats up? Friend- Nothing much. Hey have you talked to your ex lately? Boy- No. Friend- So you didn't hear? Boy- Hear what? Friend- Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you...... Boy- Dude, tell me! Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468 Boy- Ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam. Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend. Voice- What is her name, sir? (boy gives info) Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. Boy- really? Why? What happened? How is she? Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. Boy- WHAT HAPPENED?! Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. Boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. Boy- Oh my God! Are you ok? Girl- .................. Boy- Sweetie! Talk to me! Girl- I.......... Boy- You what? YOU WHAT? Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support. Boy- .....................>breaks into tears<...................... Girl- They're taking me off tonight. Boy- Why? Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't. Boy- Why not? Girl- I didn't want to hurt you. Boy- You could never hurt me sweetheart. Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you. Boy- ? Girl- I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you. Boy- ........... Girl- Don't be sad, I love you, and I'll always be here with you. Boy- Then why'd you break up with me? Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:I told her I would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me

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Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different. Kesha taught me to live life to the fullest while I have the time. Pink taught me to be myself and not care what other people think. Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right Emimem taught me that life is hard, but you make it through, Bruno Mars taught me to do everything for that one person I love. Michael Jackson taught me to love the people around me. Music taught me how to live <3

~15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~ 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these thingsMade

One Day A Dad Comes Home Drunk And Mad. He Pulls Out A Gun And Shoots His Wife And Then Turns The Gun On Himself. His Little Girl Sits Behind The Couch Crying. The Police Came And Took The Little Girl To a New Family. Her First Day To Sunday School She Walks To The Builing And Sees A Picture Of Jesus On The Cross. The Little Girl Asks The Teacher: how did that man get off the cross? The Teacher Replied: he never did. The Little Girl Agrued: yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything is going to be alright. 66% of u won't put this on ur pro. But Remeber The Bible Said, "Deny Jesus In Front Of Ur Friends And I Will Deny You In Front Of My Father" paste this on ur pro If Ur Not Ashamed Of Ur Holy Father....I Already Did My Part Do Yours

love all them

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wat ppl should say to racist ppl

gonna try to do all them

this happen to any of my family or friends someone gonna have thier a** kicked

so sad :(

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these r my sisters right here mess wit them ill break ur face :) love yall

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A girl died in 1993, a guy buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, " Tomo sota balcu" , as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will sufficate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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♥ 1. Hold your breath ♥ 2. Go to your profile and add this ♥ 3. Still holding your breath ♥ 4. If you made it, your a good kisser(:

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95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus standing on the edge of a skyscraper. Copy and Paste this if you are the 5% that would be screaming "JUMP B***H JUMP

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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, wow I can tell you're a blast at parties? 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!! 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, Your racist against paper aren't you. 8. Don't do your Homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn?t do your homework say I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever. then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say PROVE IT! 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, My goldfish died. Then burst into tears. 12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom. 13.When you leave the class bow and say, May the force be with you, young one. 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!! 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena. 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 18. Raise your hand and say I totally agree after everything your teacher says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was a disturbance 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. The homework's due now Oh, give me a minute then. 24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelled. 25. Run in the room screaming, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early. 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you. 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream AAH MY EYES!! 29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell THE SKY IS FALLING! 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout OH NO, THEY?RE COMING FOR ME! 32. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you're playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewelery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc 40. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell DNA! 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says I am retarded(some people may be affended by this, if you are sorry) 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what?s wrong, yell NO I WON?T SNOG YOU! 44. Yell LIAR! to everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, It's spreading, IT'S SPREADING! 47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say Your worst Nightmare 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go OOOHH I KNOW THIS 49. When a teacher calls on you say, I forgot 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song. copy and past this to other profiles to give them a good laugh

STUFF TO KNOW BOUT ME!!! 1.you can say wat u want about me like im stupid fat ugly and a slut words like tht dont hurt me bcuz wen u say those kinds of words make me know tht ur a mean annoying person bcuz wen u say those wrds to me i know tht ur trying to make urself feel better bcuz ur a fake person n u cant exept who you are:) 2.Im fun all of my friends say ima fun person and all of the guys in my class like me bcuz im funny n a grest person to b around 3.IM STUPID the only reason im funny n wierd is bcuz im stupid but i do good in school its just wen im not in school im stupid XD

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you