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You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Gaia.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.
The statistics on insanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re ok then it’s you.
It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Normal people worry me.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,” We screwed up, but we had fun.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "when did you frist realize you were attracted to men"
A good friend will take your drink away from you after you’ve had too much. A true friend will watch you spin in circles saying, “Drink up, you know we don’t waste this stuff.
Good friends will ask you if you have any food. True friends are the reason you have no food.
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