Kuromari

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Last Login: 10/06/2013 7:51 am

Registered: 12/23/2005

Gender: Female

Location: State of Confusion

Occupation: Certified Pain in the a**

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Someone told me to get a life, but I'm not sure where to download that from.

Here are some of my favorite funny quotes:

1. Death is life's way of telling you - you're fired.
2. Frogs have it easy, they can eat what bugs them.
3. My mind works like lightening...one brilliant flash and it's gone!
4. I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
5. I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
6. I know karate, kung fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
7. My imaginary friend thinks you have some issues.
8. This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it's dimwit resistant!
9. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
10. War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
11. Question authority and the Authorities will question you.
12.I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
13.If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
14.I have gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!



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Some People Are Just A Little Crazy

I'm currently rewriting a little story called "The Mistress" that I wrote a long time ago for a friend.

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please pass the butter Report | 03/11/2010 1:28 pm
please pass the butter
Oh, jeez. I don't even want to think about last time. rolleyes
please pass the butter Report | 03/10/2010 6:11 pm
please pass the butter
I really like languages. Don't really like Spanish, though. I'd like to learn French, Latin, Japanese, German, and some TOTALLY RANDOM language that they speak in a small tribe in Africa.
please pass the butter Report | 03/09/2010 2:26 pm
please pass the butter
KIND OF TIRED AT THE MOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT!
BUT GOOD OTHERWISE!
How's life? What's up?

I wrote a Star Wars story in Spanish class yesterday. D: I kid you not. I was so bored, all of the kids in my class are idiots and uggghghgoisdfsdsiojk.
please pass the butter Report | 03/08/2010 2:44 pm
please pass the butter
HOW ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
please pass the butter Report | 03/07/2010 11:59 am
please pass the butter
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i_iz_ur_stalker Report | 12/08/2009 6:42 pm
i_iz_ur_stalker
yeah mom told me you got me something at jefferson point
i_iz_ur_stalker Report | 12/06/2009 5:22 pm
i_iz_ur_stalker
..dude...u should so do that.
i_iz_ur_stalker Report | 12/06/2009 2:38 pm
i_iz_ur_stalker
i'm not blind >.<
one of my eyes just got weaker
i_iz_ur_stalker Report | 11/23/2009 4:17 pm
i_iz_ur_stalker
thanks ^^
i_iz_ur_stalker Report | 11/22/2009 5:57 pm
i_iz_ur_stalker
ummm....ok?
oh yeah! did u see my wolf on my profile ^^
 

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