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Someone told me to get a life, but I'm not sure where to download that from.Here are some of my favorite funny quotes:
2. Frogs have it easy, they can eat what bugs them.
3. My mind works like lightening...one brilliant flash and it's gone!
4. I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
5. I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
6. I know karate, kung fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
7. My imaginary friend thinks you have some issues.
8. This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it's dimwit resistant!
9. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
10. War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
11. Question authority and the Authorities will question you.
12.I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
13.If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
14.I have gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
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BUT GOOD OTHERWISE!
How's life? What's up?
I wrote a Star Wars story in Spanish class yesterday. D: I kid you not. I was so bored, all of the kids in my class are idiots and uggghghgoisdfsdsiojk.
one of my eyes just got weaker
oh yeah! did u see my wolf on my profile ^^