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I love Mathematics, Benjamin Franklin, big socks, books, and Chess. Hello and Welcome to my profile!
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
..................................................................................Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces here --
Just the stone-cold truth of a great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--
After I laugh my butt off!!
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
....................................................................................................................................................................Important Questions of Life:Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved all America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "Donkey" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say, "Do you find something funny?" When obviously we do?
..................................................................................Favorites:Books~ the Host (Stephenie Meyer)
Movie~ The Princess Bride
Manga~ Beast Master
Anime~ Bleach
Word~ hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words)
Color~ anything but light pastels
Song~ Unknown Soldier (Breaking Benjamin)
Video Game~ Zelda and the Twilight Princess
Board Game~ Monopoly
Holiday~ Halloween ^.^
Mythical Being~ Werewolves
Band~ Yellowcard
Food~ S'mores
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