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Birthday: 05/10

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Hello! My name is Amanda. I am 23 years old. I've been on Gaia for quite a long time, but this account is one of the ones I mostly use, due to the fact I don't remember my other accounts rofl

There's not much to know about me, other than I love Doctor Who, Supernatural, My Little Pony, The Walking Dead, and Pokemon 4laugh

BLAH BLAH I don't know what else to put really aha because I don't talk about myself often. blaugh

"Place yourself
between the tracks, lie
as you would occupy
a grave - arms

crossed on chest, eyes
closed, deep

breath - and the life
will thunder over.

Wait through screech
and wheeze of brakes,

billow of smoke,
dust, heat,

for a settling.
Get to your feet.

If a hand is offered
from above, take it

with good grace; climb
back into the afternoon

and the next phase.
— “The Knack” Colette Bryce

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Garland-Green Report | 11/17/2015 3:48 am
Garland-Green
I have read the first line (Genesis 1:1) many times. smile

viivii luna Report | 05/30/2012 9:05 am
viivii luna
Thank you for the buy~
Hope Child Report | 05/28/2012 3:00 pm
Hope Child
*HUGS*
Hope Child Report | 02/15/2012 3:55 pm
Hope Child
[Intro]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna **********
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
Poke Duckie Report | 02/02/2012 6:19 pm
Poke Duckie
Good. Just got home.
gerita_forever Report | 02/02/2012 5:19 pm
gerita_forever
WHAT??? eek
gerita_forever Report | 02/02/2012 9:13 am
gerita_forever
hello!!!!
Poke Duckie Report | 02/01/2012 7:32 pm
Poke Duckie
How are you?
Poke Duckie Report | 02/01/2012 3:26 pm
Poke Duckie
Hi.
gerita_forever Report | 01/31/2012 10:29 am
gerita_forever
OMG!!!! The crumpled paper actually sold!!!! I got 78 gold!!!!

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