I have a plan! We shall get a huge soccer ball, and we shall start a game! A game wherein the entire city is to participate! And the last person who plays the game the longest shall win a prize! And then we shall train a shrew to do backflips, and there shall be a festival of great soup, and Batman shall be present, and the winner shall receive an important item, one which is used quite a bit, and that when in use secretly opens all the doors to Arkham, thereby releasing everyone to go out and make the world a better, more interesting place! Yes! How long do you think it will take batman to figure out how everyone keeps getting out of Arkham?
Well folks, the day is almost upon us. That's right the release of The Dark Knight and what kind of Joker's would we be if we didn't do something to celebrate. This upcoming July 17th we will be marching from 6:00 Pm to whenever the last civilian is dead! There will be a specially designated town for us to march in of course and we'll be doing our best to let everyone else know, they can take part in the fun too. All someone needs to take part in this is a sickly coat of clown makeup, a delightfully unnatural grin, and the smarts to show up at the right time and place. Let everyone know, put your blackened hearts and rotten twisted souls into. Threaten, spam, and whore yourself out to get people to join in. And, i have noticed an extreme lack of participation in the guild. I though about starting an injustice league but I couldn't do that when this poor suckers in it's miserable death bed. I had such plans, but as soon as I took the throne i think the bottom just fell out. Well we can still fix this, a march in the towns with all our jokers would certainly liven things up. To sum it up, a great man once might have said "We're on the path to destruction, make sure to wear your good sneakers"
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~J0k3r
you look reasonable
care to start fresh in a new guild?