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You remind me of the babe... What babe? The babe with a power. What power? The power of voodoo! Who do? You do! What? Remind me of the babe.
-Labyrinth
THE SONG OF RIPPED-OFF RANDOM LYRICS:
Christine the strawberry girl, Christine banana-split lady
Is gonna start some drama
No no no no drama so don't pull on my hand boy, you're not my man boy I'm just tryin' to
Get all turned on by the taste of the ocean
The beautiful people
Wore a raspberry beret
When the ship starts goin' down
Hey baby hey baby hey
There is no you there is only
Ralphie Ralphie get off get off
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in
The hands that feeds
The mobscene I know it isn't you're scene, it's better than a sex scene, and it's a
Rock steady vibe
In my head, it's only in my
Little Red Corvette!
If you can tell me the songs and artists from which these 15 snippets came from, I have a delicious prize for you!!
† Here are some funny quotes from my life [or mostly Kayleigh]:
"If you had a bad day..."- Kayleigh
"I freakin' rock!" -Kayleigh™
"Yeah, it's Friday! LET'S F***IN' RAGE!" -Kayleigh™
"Has anyone ever told you, you have a strong resemblance to
Tom Cruise?" -Kayleigh
"So you're Kaielygh?" -Dyslexic Jeriod
"If I made people commit suicide because I broke up with them... That wouldn't happen because I'm not a horrible person." -Kayleigh
"The blond hair emphasizes the gay." -Kayleigh
"Why do you have a snail on your neck?" -Mr. Smiley
Kayleigh: "They got Goth-Funky."
Me: "Gunky?!"
Kayleigh: "Jerk-off."
Me: "Did you just call me a turtle?!"
Kayleigh: "No, I called you a jerk-off!"
Kay: "I like old Beck."
Me: "I though you were gonna say something else, but I won't say it 'cause it's bad."
Kay: "I know you what you were thinking because I was thinking the same thing."
Me: "What were you thinking?"
Kay: "The same thing you were thinking."
Me: "I was thinking of old men, so..."
Kay: That's what I was thinking of!"
"You know how stereotypically, 16-year-old guys look up porn on the internet? Well... my brother is not stereotypical. He... Well, he looks up fat people. He goes to Google and types in, "fata$$es." -Kayleigh
"...I watched a documentary on crabs." -Daniel™
[On Pepsi] "If you drink that, you'll get pregnant." -Martin
"But, If a puppy were to come in a box, I'd put on some stilettos and we'd go out on the town... But we'd be two feet away. Yeah, then I'd snuggle him to my bosom." -Me. [poking fun at Crush videos, videos made in Asia where women put on stilettos and step on puppies and kittens, killing and crushing them.]
Me: "Your just jealous of my mad Spanish skillz!"
Kay: "Fool, this is not about jelly!"
[over the phone]Me: "Mom? Were you sleeping?"
Mom: "No, I was smoking crack."™
Me: "Davey [Havok] is delicious. He is like a bass, a salmon. Now, Jade [Puget] is like a-"
Kay: "NO! you can't say that because they're vegan!"
Me: "Okay... Davey is like artificial crab meat. Jade is a saltine cracker. Not great, but good. But both are good together."
Me: That pizza looks deli-
Veronica: TO-BAS-CO SAUCE!
Taylor: -hits Ryan-
Ryan: Stop!
Taylor: -hits him again-
Ryan: Sexual harrisment![i spelled it like that 'cause that's how Ryan says it]
Me: Gawd, Taylor, you keep touchin' Ryan...
Taylor: Only in the bad way.
Ryan: -makes scared-turtle look- SO THAT'S WHO CAME THROUGH MY WINDOW LAST NIGHT!
Me & Ryan: -move away quickly-
Me: Lurve-In-A-Can is brought to you by Secksee Camels, a family company. TM
John: Ooh, those camels are "teh secks"! Come to me, camels...I wanna feel your humps... rofl
END QUOTES_
Text Message Break-Up [liamkylesullivan - Youtube]
You couldn't do it in person
You had to text message break-up
You F-up
Oh my god, I wanna throw up
You couldn't even spell break right
B-r-a-k-e that's in your car, dummy
And I'm not gonna take this disgrace
I'll be like mace in your face on myspace
Just you wait until you read the sht on you I'm gonna blog about
You like text so much, how much you like it now?
YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP! x3
After two years?
YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP x3
Get a clue
I'll Alanis Morisette on you
I'm gonna blog and text and post and host
And podcast you bstrd @ss from cost to cost
My ex-bf is a cyberspace coward
He plays with his @sshole in the shower
I'm gonna tell all my girlfriend how bad the sex was
I'm pissed like President Bush would be at a gay parade in Texas
I'm gonna spit until you sht
If you don't like it
You can lick my f-ing c**t
For once!
† I like unnaturally-coloured hair.
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