Hail to the Thief, the Almighty God of Yer Mom

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Last Login: 11/11/2015 6:30 pm

Registered: 03/16/2004

Gender: Male

Location: UK/Ethiopia. At the same time.

Birthday: 10/13/1989

Occupation: Collecting roadkill for badger burgers with rotton sauce.

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Ways to enable me to stalk you more easily:

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Things I have that I won't share because I hate you:

Superior Form - virtual item Superior Form
Egyptian Gold Anklet (left) - virtual item
Seracila Pendant 9th Gen. - virtual item Seracila Pendant 9th Gen.
Egyptian Crimson Ankh Pendant - virtual item
Black Sequin Sandals - virtual item
Spartan Queen - virtual item
Holy Gauntlets - virtual item Holy Gauntlets
Black Stripes Head Tattoo - virtual item
Black Stripes Bottom Tattoo - virtual item
Black Stripes Torso Tattoo - virtual item
Black Stripes Right Arm Tattoo - virtual item
Black Stripes Left Arm Tattoo - virtual item
Changeling Baby Boy - virtual item Changeling Baby Boy
Changeling Baby Girl - virtual item Changeling Baby Girl
Black and Gold Oversized Bangles - virtual item
Death Whisper (13th gen) - virtual item Death Whisper (13th gen)
Golden Laurels - virtual item Golden Laurels
Blade of the Silver Moon's Tunic - virtual item
Onitaro's Vest - virtual item
Dark Monk's Robe - virtual item
Black Embellished Shalwar Pants - virtual item

Things you should know about me before I kill you:

Favorite Movies/Anime

Favorite TV Shows

Favorite Reads

Favorite Music/Bands

Hobbies/Interests

Things you should give me for free because I am entitled to them:

Black Tuxedo Jacket - virtual item (Bought)
Angelic Halo - virtual item (Wanted) Angelic Halo - virtual item (Wanted)
Devil Tail - virtual item (Questing) Devil Tail - virtual item (Questing)
Long Horns of the Demon - virtual item (Questing)
Enforced Tundra Coat - virtual item (Wanted)
Sporran - virtual item (Wanted)
White Medical Scrubs - virtual item (Wanted)
Blue Medical Scrubs - virtual item (Wanted)
White Medical Scrub Pants - virtual item (Wanted)
Blue Medical Scrub Pants - virtual item (Wanted)
Nurses Hat - virtual item (Wanted)
Doctors Parabolic Reflector - virtual item (Wanted)
Stethoscope - virtual item (Wanted)
Nitemare Parasol - virtual item (Bought) Nitemare Parasol - virtual item (Bought)
Sword of Aegis StoneGaze(back-mounted left) - virtual item (Bought)
Lawl and Order Blue Pants - virtual item (Wanted)
Lawl and Order Blue Uniform Top - virtual item (Wanted)
Mirror Shades - virtual item (Wanted)
Lawl and Order Belt - virtual item (Wanted)
Lawl and Order Shoes - virtual item (Wanted)
Outlaw Wolf Pup - virtual item (Questing) Outlaw Wolf Pup - virtual item (Questing)

Where you can purchase items that benefit you, and also fund my research on your face:

Welcome.

Please stop sending me trade and haggle PMs. I consider it begging. I don't want to suffer because you don't have enough money to buy things that cost a lot. You wouldn't go to Wal-Mart with two chickens and a donkey and try to barter, or take $2 to buy $4 of groceries. They would be 'mean', and tell you no. Well, like Wal-Mart, I am big, mean, and greedy. Prices are firm, period, the end.

 

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I am Thom. I am from Ethiopia and the UK -- at the same time. That's right, I can be in two places at once.

I enjoy things like music, reading, Runescape, your soul, roadkill, cute baby animals, brain surgery, rat salad, The Antichrist, sushi, Asian Culture, little refrigerators, black rubber-bands, Dimethyltryptamine, the cultural study of races of The Third Planet of Zarron and the Zarronese snow-eating wolves, the cardboard box that I live in, soybeans, hippies, the 60's, nice people, LSD, and long walks on the beach.

My dislikes are illiterate people, skanks, heroin, cilantro, catfish people, parties, middle school, spiders, night/blood elves, and giant wolves that eat snow.

Q&A Section:

"Hai Thom. If u h8 spydrs & 0ther arachn1ds so much, why u keepin all thos tarantulas & sc0rpions?"

"Because I had intercourse with your mother last night, and she begged for more."

"Hai Thom. Why r u really a gurl fr0m VA?"

"Shut up, you don't know that. <_<"

"Hai Thom. Why iz ur pag3 so weerd?"

"It's my fort built upon years of inside jokes. You are not allowed in my fort. You can't trick me with a wooden horse, even though I'd love one."

Entertainment for you:

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Hail_to_the_thief's Journal

A journal of my thoughts.

A place for people to lavish me with much deserved compliments about my various victories, like taking over the galaxy:

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Grey Moonfang IV Report | 01/27/2012 1:28 am
Grey Moonfang IV
...that was significantly more then I needed to know...you should try the veal though. *coughs* Anyway I never take baths, I take showers...and the bathroom lacks any windows and I lock the door, and the entire room is so barren it would be impossible to hide a camera...so who the heck have you been watching?
Grey Moonfang IV Report | 01/27/2012 12:31 am
Grey Moonfang IV
That is all kinds of creepy...wouldn't you rather love this bagel?
Grey Moonfang IV Report | 01/23/2012 11:42 pm
Grey Moonfang IV
Fairwell peasant.
Grey Moonfang IV Report | 08/18/2011 11:05 pm
Grey Moonfang IV
Whats so good about it. stare
Mr Katamari Damacy Report | 07/24/2011 1:35 pm
Mr Katamari Damacy
Hey, as long as you have your own place, right?
Are you close to finding one yet?
What kind of pets do you have now?

I joined the Air Force last November so I've been living in San Antonio, Texas since then.
I tried to eat a 3 pound cinnamon roll yesterday, only got about half way through it though, it was hard.
Grey Moonfang IV Report | 07/24/2011 2:27 am
Grey Moonfang IV
night
Grey Moonfang IV Report | 07/24/2011 2:22 am
Grey Moonfang IV
Not even a single scrap of that would help in any way...

That aside, goodnight.
Grey Moonfang IV Report | 07/24/2011 2:13 am
Grey Moonfang IV
Thanks.
Grey Moonfang IV Report | 07/24/2011 2:10 am
Grey Moonfang IV
Might I assume you posted that comment twice by mistake?
Grey Moonfang IV Report | 07/24/2011 2:07 am
Grey Moonfang IV
I pick option #3.

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I am your sex slave, Thom~! <333